destio

He is a strong independent boy. who is running slick waves with his mighty airpods who has a girlfriend called momo with pink beautiful hair and he has a nice bbc

hi i am destio

hi am joe joe mama

by Daddyd221 February 9, 2021

text-destrian

To text and walk without looking ahead.

Dude! Did you hear about the text-destrian that walked into the fountain?!?!

by DrZoo July 19, 2011

Software Destruction Fetish

A particular fetish for the kinky in the tech industry. The deletion of lines of code or destruction of computers produces a high-pitched orgasm.

Dude, you know the boss? I've heard she has a serious software destruction fetish. I've seen her touch herself while deleting important directories.

by cskink February 4, 2015

Callie Destruction

Is when you see someone named callie going sicko mode when you steal her marijuana

hey is that girl going callie destruction

by holysend101 January 11, 2019

Weapons of Mass Destruction

It's okay for some countries to have, like North Korea, but not others, like everybody else.

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

mutually assured destruction

Happens when one person wittingly shares fluids with another person who is H.I.V. Positive or vice versa.

Tom agreed to roger Bill which is an agreement of mutually assured destruction.

by Peter Nubile September 2, 2003

Death Star destroyer

A small turd that seems harmless but creates a one in a million backsplash and sends a drop of water right up your ass that causes your nervous system to essentially implode

Everything seemed to be going like clockwork during my after lunch stall one meeting when a Death Star destroyer had me gipping the Handi-rails like grim death

by Thor Woofenstein June 14, 2009