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Derek Jeter

The most OVERRATED player in all of professional sports, also plays for the Evil Empire, the New York Yankees. He bats .285 and hits 20 home runs, which most good MLB players would consider an average season, but still gets tons of publicity.
I can name over 50 players who are better than Derek Jeter.
by Tardy McTard March 29, 2005
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Derek

Non-Athletic
Person 1:"Are you Derek?" Person 2:"No I can actually play sports."
by The_Dudee February 9, 2015
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Derek

Whiny bitch who complains about nearly goddamn everything and thinks looking at the stars is ‘romantic’ and ‘not cliché’ at all. Barely ever answers phone calls and has a lesbian girlfriend.
Did you get ahold of Derek?

No, he’s too busy looking at the fucking stars again.
by dexius July 27, 2018
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Derek rigging

To rig something or some place out of nothing for a party

Somewhat like nigger rigging, except it actually works and is only for a party
Man, that party tent was awsome, it was only bungee straps and rain tarps, someone must of been derek rigging it.
by The DTMs January 28, 2008
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derek dancing

A dance, usually performed by young men, of which they sway their pointing index fingers from side to side whilst looking up to their top right.
Girl: "John said he was only skipping the gym tonight because he would make up for it on the dance floor... but he is just derek dancing!!!"

or

Emma: "The guy by the bar is good looking, I'm going to ask him out."
Alice: "Hold that thought. He just started derek dancing."
by naughtysugar April 10, 2013
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Derek

Always crashes his car.
Derek, do you remember the last time that you crashed?
No, which time?
by Wu CHun Yip March 22, 2016
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Derek

The ultimate female baiter
Lookin in the sinister eyes of one can immediately and ultimately impregnate you

Once a Derek enters the realm of (your) female, the game is over, he makes a power level of 9000 look like 10
Girlfriend: babe I have a code 915
Boyfriend: YOU GOT PREGNANT BY DEREK
Girlfriend: yes babe, I looked at him *sigh*
by Birdwurd April 22, 2017
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