Curse of the Division Titles

Curse given to the Atlanta Braves because they only win division titles. They have gone to 13 straight postseasons and won 1 World Series...

When will the curse of the division titles end?

by coolrazer October 26, 2004

Division by zero

A math joke that has been so overused that it has become a cliche.

"I used division by zero and my paper gone into flames."

Not funny anymore..

by inquilinekea February 14, 2007

divergin

One who identifies as a virgin, yet has strayed from the path of true, all-encompassing virginity.

"So Steve, do you consider yourself to be a virgin?"
"Yes."
"But didn't I hear that you engaged in oral sex with your intimate partner?"
"Yes, I guess I am a divergin then."

by Matt Winer February 25, 2006

Diversity

A politically correct word that means that white privilege ought to take a back seat, although it is unlikely to happen as long as white racists and supremacists are allowed to roam the White House, the judiciary, the police, or the stock exchange.

Lots of white CEOs, governors, and mayors talk powerfully about diversity, but their walks seldom follow their talks.

by MathPlus March 4, 2021

diversity

An old, old wooden ship used in the civil war era.

the diversity is on the sea water sitill used today

by pink_cat January 23, 2011

101st Wuss Division

A division in the Military just for pale, skinny, anemic, usually pothead high schoolers that brag about going to basic training and having the same time to go to school.

Pvt. Dumbass: Hey, i'm in the army
Me: no, you're 16
Pvt. Dumbass: So, I am a seargent!*shows badge purchused from a military surplus store*
Me: Thats a captian badge...
Pvt. Dumbass: HAH! They're no captians in the ARMY, thats the NAVY, retard!
Me: okay, whatever...

by Brian Johnson November 15, 2003

Division III

Something that you're supposed to spend all year doing, but really only work on the last month before it's due.

I should be working on my Division III

by aemilyl December 9, 2008