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African bum disease

An urban myth that is said to have begun in south-east Queensland primary schools. Where by declaring oneself a legend to a group of students, they would reply in return, "No, you are an African Bum Disease".
Marty loudly proclaimed to the masses watching his dominance on the netball court, "I am a legend". To which the girls replied, "No, you are an African bum disease".
by Zechariah-Jebadiah May 16, 2015
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Musically Transmitted Disease (MTD)

Contracted when someone sings a bad song and it gets stuck in someone else's head.
I totally got a Musically Transmitted Disease (MTD) from her when she started singing Rod Stewart. I can't get it out of my head.
by joshfromnc May 16, 2009
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Rampart High school disease

A disease that occurs to everyone who attends rampart high school. Side effects may include disappointed parents, A weird amount of confidence from being lesser than rival schools, and Herpes. This disease has tried to be treated with marijuana, but sadly the marijuana just strengthens the side effect of confidence. You will know someone has this disease if you recognize the following signs: (for the males) Flip Flops, Cargo shorts or even swim trunks when they don't intend to go swimming, Sleeveless shirts tank tops or even no shirt at all, white sunglasses with reflective lenses, and finally a backwards hat or even upside down visor.

(For the females) if they are overweight than they try to pull off yoga pants, if not then they dress like a goodwill poster child.
It is very hard to treat this disease especially if exposed to it for more than a year. The only treatment is to be put on a winning team, for example The Pine Creek Eagles.
"Hey dude did you win?"
"No our team hasnt even scored a touchdown we have that rampart high school disease."
by Anna Conroy June 28, 2012
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Mad Cow Disease

Something all those bitches have on that TV talk show,"The View" Especially Star Jones, that big fat-ass sloppy chicken eating she-male and also that fucking Joy Behar, who should be shot for simply being the most stupid cunt ever.
Stay away from the View, I heard you can get Mad Cow Disease from watching it!
by Stern-a-holic May 10, 2004
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autoimmune disease

A disease in which the body produces antibodies that attack its own tissues, leading to the deterioration and in some cases to the destruction of such tissue. In simpler terms, it is when your immune system...is...bad.
Ayesha had to start taking medication when she got rheumatoid arthritis, a type of autoimmune disease.
by Ex-Quitter August 4, 2009
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Jacob schneider's Disease

Jacob schneider's Disease is the inability to be able to not use emojis. if you have it, you may experience the over excessive need to use emojis in every single setence you type. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
"Bro why do you use so many damn emojis?"

"Sorry dude, I have Jacob schneider's Disease๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚"
by mattttyj July 27, 2014
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Celiac Disease

A really shitty auto-immune disorder that comes about from an intolerance of gluten (wheat, barley, rye, spelt, teff, buckwheat, quinoa, etc.) and makes you have to cook everything you eat. It also means you can't have pizza, ramen noodles, or easy mac, which is what most people live off of.

Some Celiacs can't have soy or milk either. So basically they can't eat anything. It's a blast.

Celiac Disease is WIDELY misdiagnosed. Most people who have it suffer an average of 9 years before some stupid doctor finally realizes what's wrong with them.
A person with Celiac Disease cannot eat pizza, which is obviously a tragic thing.
by Ashley the Celiac November 17, 2006
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