DILF

DILF - acronym
1. Dad I'd Like to Fuck; a dad you'd like to fuck
2. Christian Bale

me: brb, masturbating to christian bale
you: lol ok. he's a total DILF tbh

by lazmandertrottron October 22, 2008

difranco

an extremely talented lesbian folk singer (with really cool hair)

"Imagine your a girl just trying to finally come clean, knowing full well they'd prefer you were dirty and smiling"

by Tess January 2, 2005

DILF

acronym for Daddy I Like to Fuck.

The male equivalent of the MILF, or Mommy I Like to Fuck

Hey Sue, look at that DILF over there, me want some of that!

by shitforbrainz April 2, 2011

Dilran

A loving, caring person who's always willing to help. Someone who's good at almost everything and should not be taken advantage of because of his kindness towards people. A very unique human being.

I wish i had a Dilran in my life.

by Lalayogurtsucks July 31, 2011

Dilf

Daddy i'd like to fuck.

Seriously,, how do you guys mess this definition up?? It isnt hard?

Noun

Its like a milf,, which means the same thing except the M is for "mom" and D is for "Dad" ((obviously)). Its an older man you are interested in fucking. See daddy issues for more information on this subject.

"Omg gorl,, the Algebra II teacher is totally a dilf!!"

by Ms. Neckbeard July 17, 2018

dilf

aka Niall Horan, a sexy Irish man who has the power to make you throb just by a single stare. not only does he have an incredibly sexy face but he has a massive dump truck for a bum, so hard to resist smacking it. everyone would get down on their knees for a taste of Niall he’s a literal god. Niall please have all of our children.

Niall Horan is such a dilf, I’m down bad for Niall Horan.

by definitelynotniallhoran January 21, 2021

Dilf

Dad I love to fuck

Page; Girl that hat on him was so sexy, I need to hook up with that Dilf.
Candace: How many kids does he have?
Page: 1 mabey 2, IDK, I just herd he was a dad. There more prepared in life. Hey, men call us Milf's!
Candace: Your right. Only fare we get to want a Dilf too!

by arrhenotoky/lookitup October 25, 2009