by Chris Younker December 6, 2003
Get the preemptive self-defense mug.When Jesus is threatened, he is known to go into this stance. He has much higher defense ratings, but he is much slower and vulnerable to crucifictions.
by KevBrainShaft November 4, 2007
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A word I invented for Lord of the Rings: Battle for middle earth 1,2,and Revenge of the witch king.
Noun: A person who creates extreme numbers of defensive structures, making it impossible to defeat him, unless you have an army of siege weapons.
Remember to make troops, if you use this tactic.
most noobs wont.
Noun: A person who creates extreme numbers of defensive structures, making it impossible to defeat him, unless you have an army of siege weapons.
Remember to make troops, if you use this tactic.
most noobs wont.
Navin (bfme2 player): *sends huge army to kill a level 1*
Noobzorz1: *Huge number of battle towers kill Navins army instantly*
Navin: OMFG U stupid defense spammer noob!
Noobzorz1: L0L U SUCK!!!1!! lolp!
Navin: *sends army of catapults and destroys towers*
Noobzorz1: OH NOESZ I FORGUT TO MAK TROPS! I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON DEFENCES!!!1!!1!!!!!!
Navin: They're called resources not money noob
Noobzorz1: FU JERK@$$.
Noobzorz1: *Huge number of battle towers kill Navins army instantly*
Navin: OMFG U stupid defense spammer noob!
Noobzorz1: L0L U SUCK!!!1!! lolp!
Navin: *sends army of catapults and destroys towers*
Noobzorz1: OH NOESZ I FORGUT TO MAK TROPS! I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON DEFENCES!!!1!!1!!!!!!
Navin: They're called resources not money noob
Noobzorz1: FU JERK@$$.
by Navin (Bfme2 username) January 1, 2009
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Get the Defenders of the Resolute mug.A crusader who's the best of the best when it comes to defending the holy Land and a Destroyer of furrys
Fuze: hey you know what's defender up to? A chad": yeah just defending the holy Land while killing furrys
by Nuker3713 October 4, 2018
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Get the Windows Defender mug.Abbreviated as TDS,ROBLOX game were you use towers to kill da enemies. Also known as wait for income simulator, understand russian simulator, outlaw simulator or carry people simulator. The logic on this game is weird as fuck because some guy with glasses can get hidden detection but a futuristic space thingy suit guy can't. Also half of the towers are nerfed like they were eating glass shards every day. The creator BelowNatural is pog not gonna lie but please balance the game. Also people say its a copy of TowerBattles
Guy1: "Hey wanna play Tower Defense Simulator"
Guy2: "Isn't that like Tower Battles but it updates?"
Guy1:"Wanna play Tower Defense Simulator?"
Guy2:"Sure"
Guy2: "Isn't that like Tower Battles but it updates?"
Guy1:"Wanna play Tower Defense Simulator?"
Guy2:"Sure"
by BluerevengeX November 24, 2020
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