daisy douche

A man who wears extremely short shorts that threaten to reveal his family jewels.

Check out that daisy douche running across the street! Men should not be allowed to wear shorts THAT short.

by blobcat October 23, 2008

Grit Daily

A way to get urban news on brands and trends without being a total sell out.

Q: Where'd you get that scoop on that event coming up?

A: I got it off Grit Daily. We gon' know what's the best way to do it for real, now.

by MollyDebois April 25, 2019

fucked up daisy

A term used to let someone know what they have just said is seriously fucked up.
Origin from; Girl, Interrupted.

Kate: "I would have sex with an 80 year old man."
Monica: "That is fucked up daisy."

by kablamsam December 19, 2008

Blumper-Decker-Dactyl

The act of receiving a blumpkin while taking an upper decker as the female is also giving two guys on the sides handjobs (the head and hand movements mimic a pterodactyl flying.)

Dude, I felt like I was in the prehistoric era because of how believable her pterodactyl was when she was giving us a blumper-decker-dactyl!

by CPSC October 4, 2010

Dirty Daisy

When a guy ejaculates on a girls stomach, forming a flower shape with the belly button being the center.

"My baby was squeezing her fun bags together, hoping I'd launch a pearl neckace her way. But, knowing she loves flowers, I aimed lower and gave her a dirty daisy, instead."

by Porty April 18, 2008

The Dairy Queen

After finishing your load into a prostitute's mouth, you then flip her upside down. If she looses the load or spits it out, you get your money back.

I gave that midget the Dairy Queen and got my rocks off for free!

by Tv0 February 23, 2009

daisy chain

1. Sexual position involving multiple partners. One partner is pleasuring another, usually orally; the second is pleasing a third, and so on. Usually applied to homosexual males having a "chain" of oral sex.
2. The process of attaching computer cables in sequence to create a longer cable distance.

1. You know when those guys get together, they just have one big daisy chain.
2. I need more parallel cables so I can create a daisy chain to connect my computer to the printer in the other room.

by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003