Cumis

A Penis covered in Cum

Dude: Brooo, when I fuck your mom, my I get a Cumis

by DanielSHinersMom June 23, 2020

cump

what the fuk

i cumped on your little sister, loser!!!

by cumper July 5, 2020

Cump

When you cum and smoke a blunt at the same time, if you know somebody who does this you don’t cross them

Father:Oh look kids a cumper! Observe closely
Cumper: *incoherent shreking*

by ThatOneCumper November 4, 2020

Cump (noun)

1. A man who dumps his cum in any open hole he can find
2. A man who has many sexual partners
3. A man with low standards of cleanliness

Cump (noun)

Men can be a cump, cumper, cumpster, cumpy:
"Ew. Don't date him. He's a major cump" - can substitute other words above like cumper, cumpster
"If you're horny, he's super cumpy and will do ANYthing you want"

by EClever$ January 6, 2021

Cumosapien

Someone who ejaculates too much.

I'm watching Pornhub with another Cumosapien. Leave me alone mom!

by BuckOfTheEye April 5, 2021

Cumoseptical

Any person place or thing that the Cuomo brothers have deposited their body fluids in and on or around.

I wouldn’t apply for that job who wants to be looked at as a Cumoseptical.

by Rngemup April 11, 2021

Cump

When 20+ men ejaculate inside your asshole, eventually you have to get it out. The act of shitting the loads out is referred to as a "cump", or more specifically: "taking a cump" (a combination of the words "cum" and "dump").

I thought I got everything out last night, but this morning I took the biggest cump of my life!

by SINNIK May 5, 2021