frozen cucumber

A frozen cucumber usually occurs when an iced penis is surprisingly entered into a fuck socket. The refusal of sex that ensues results in a very cold version of blue balls.

I tried giving her the Old El Paso Snowplow but ended up with a frozen cucumber.

by Todd Schneider July 17, 2018

Virgin Cucumber

A penis that has never been in a woman's hands

Jodi Georgia's has a virgin cucumber

by BlackMoon1 May 20, 2023

Cucumber

Tom’s sex toy

Tom said you want to play hide the cucumber

by Tom wealy December 25, 2021

Cucumber 10,000

A special dildo disguised and your average cucumber. When one squeezes both sides of the cucumber it begins to light up and vibrate.

Lauren brought her cucumber 10,000 to the sleep over yesterday. Let’s just say no one slept that night.

by Ticklemypurplepickle December 5, 2021

cheese cucumber

A cheese cucumber is a cucumber cover in cheese that live under the sea.

Jim: hey have you even sea a cheese cucumber before?

Nick: yeah those things look hot.

by Wormy cult February 28, 2021

Sea Cucumber

A creature that blows up octopuses that accidently drop 8-balls

Cq

Sea cucumber

by Ilovevideos June 1, 2021

Sea Cucumber

When you take a big long turd let it dry out and harden then hollow it out and fill it with cum and fuck it until it breaks.

mom found my Sea Cucumber.

by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024