Cuban

-Cubans: People that made Miami the 2nd rudest city in the U.S. "travel&leisure.com"

-Cubans Politicians: Carlos Alvarez and Natacha Seijas, removed due to their rampant dishonesty, the worst in the history of Florida.

-Cuban ancestry: They always say, I'm cuban BUT my family is from Spain. If you were born in cuba you are cuban, period, ashamed?

-Cuban food: The most greasy and unhealthy food in the world.

-Cuban cigars: Exporting cancer to the world.

-Cubans and welfare: Universally known for being liars that work under the table while committing welfare fraud, MOST cubans do it. Besides that Medicare fraud ($91 mil in Florida 2011) is done by hundreds of cuban doctors, and thousands of fake cuban "patients" google: cuban medicare fraud

-Cuban women: Loud, obnoxious, ignorant, abusive, bad manners, raised to be jineteras.

-Cuban men: Raised to be crooks, cocky charlatans.
-Cuban history: From the 1920’s to 50s Cuba was a haven for prostitution, brothels, gambling and drugs ( and the favourite route for the narcotics trade to the United States)

From 1958 to present has become an even poorer country with no respect for human rights, an embarrassment and destructive influence to the hemisphere.

"EVERY NATION HAS THE GOVERNMENT IT DESERVES" -De Maistre-

Go back to your island and help your own people to be free, instead of keep ruining Miami.

P.S. Notice Im using facts, not my opinion. All this info is accurate and verifiable. My opinion: QUE CHUSMA TAN DAÑINA !!!

Are you cuban? Shit No! The question is offensive.

How can I get food stamps and medicaid while making money illegally? Ask a cuban

Who is this obnoxious lady trying to cut in line? A cuban

by Heather Conroy February 14, 2012

Cuban Rudolph

A sex act in which a male inserts the base of a lit cigar in a female's anus, in which the "cherry" of the cigar resembles Rudolph the reindeer's nose so bright.

"Dude, last night I gave that bitch a Cuban Rudolph!

by 3dudes February 21, 2010

Cuban Taco

the act of having two hispanic girls make out naked while interlocking their legs and having sex with their pussy lips without penetrating one or the other

guy 1-Juanita and Amada totally gave me a Cuban Taco for my birthday dinner
guy 2-Dude you fucked my sisters!??!?!?!?!?!
guy 1- no way man! i didn't penetrate.....but they made out....

by Hi$panic luvr November 23, 2010

Cuban Web Browser

Cuban Web Browser- :// Sex position that includes a girl and a guy. Girl uses foot and digs poop out of guys bootyhole and then gives him a footjob.

John got an amazing Cuban Web Browser from Rossie O'donnel last night.

by Sleepnowinthefire February 26, 2011

cuban soup

the act of spraying feces across the chest of another, then smearing it around from neck to stomach. may contain corn pieces, carrots or anything that may not break down from the stomach acids. usually done to mexicans, spanish people or just people of brownish skin

i concured with my friend to give me a cuban soup

by fecalcollector May 5, 2011

Cubano spit shine

When you’re getting a handjob and bust on the girls shoes and then proceed to use it as shoe polish

Larry ~ “i gave Lisa a cubano spit shine before her petty larceny trial”

Jim~ “in Cuba they say it’s good luck to do that before a court case”

by Sleepy pleepy October 26, 2018

Cuban cigar

When you take a nice stinky poo in someone's pillowcase, then proceed to swing it around and hit them in the face with it.

"Dude, G-Reg totally just slammed Jerzey in the face with a cuban cigar!"
"Haha man, that sucks for Jerzey."

by G.Reg April 18, 2006