crusty pustule

A person that is so horrific looking that no matter how shit-faced drunk you are at the end of the night you would never go home with them no matter what.

Oh God, look at that crusty pustule at the end of the bar, he/she had better not even try to talk to me.

by rommate s dirty girl January 11, 2010

crusty tuna

When a woman has a yeast infection and masturbates leaving a thin crust of cum to be eaten.

No thanks I'm not hungry, I had a crusty tuna earlier.

by Fappinplatypus December 28, 2016

crusty leaf

Dried spermatic liquid on the perimeter of the oral feature

"Jesus Christ David! You gave me a crusty leaf you bloody crumpet!"
-Quan

by Brandon Pears stupidshit October 14, 2016

Crusty Cornhole

When dry, crusty shit is covered around the ring of your asshole.

Kevin mooned us and he had a crusty cornhole!

by Matteezzy February 24, 2009

Crusty Skankasaurus

A dirty (literally) whore. Anyone you feel like insulting.

That girl is a crusty skankasaurus.

by A-RodJSU May 9, 2006

Crusty ass

To care about someone but not wanting to directly tell them

Shut your crusty ass up, I want to help you!

by Leoknowsitall March 2, 2021

Crusty Cannoli

When a female poops during anal.

This chick Crusty Cannolied me last night by accident

by Crusty Cannoli June 3, 2014