Crop Circle

When your cornrows have a bald spot.

"Snoop Dogg had to change his hairstyle so he wouldn't start getting a Crop Circle."

by IsItNeilWithAK September 4, 2016

Monte crop duster

Evan Dougan aka Evan Dookie

“Omg do you smell that?”

“Yeah it smells the Monte crop duster.”
Ew !

by Kiss poke love November 3, 2021

Crop Circle

Shaved pubic area on an otherwise very hairy man

When she removes his shirt she thought of the hairy man “perhaps he is a primate.,” but once his pants came off and revealed a carefully shaven bush she said “no primate would take the time to make that glorious crop circle.”

by Breezewardlycos November 6, 2021

Carolina crop circle

When one person (typically male) elects to get naked and have a group of (also naked) women stand around them in a circle while they pass thier flatulent gasses in said individual's general direction for the soul purpose of sexual fulfillment.

Friend #1: "Hey Mikey, you gonna make it out for my bar mitzvah next weekend?"

Friend #2 "Sorry bro I can't make it. I'm hiring a bunch of overweight prostitutes to give me a Carolina crop circle that weekend!"

by Adamclee123 October 28, 2021

Tendon Cropping

A vague but harsh sounding punishment for casual conversation. Usually done intentionally.

"If you don't email me back I will crop your tendons intentionally!"
Did you hear that Dr. Pedro did tendon cropping on his patients? He got sued."

by Hugh's Dad, Cleaner of Elbows July 5, 2021

Crop Sales

The process of greeting and farting on a customer simultaneously. An anti-salesman's approach used to make unwanted customers leave.

Fred used the crop sales method to get those people in and out of the store with godspeed.

by @5kur August 19, 2012

Crop Whore

The act of cropping a friend, or ex out of a picture for later use.

Also for deliberately removing an unpopular student/friend out of group photos.

"Wow, Jenny just updated here profile picture with her wedding photo, but cut out her ex-husband!"

"Man, shes such a Crop Whore..!"

by MaxMacus June 9, 2012