crooked-neck

a moronic flamer who can't talk right or hold his head straight up

Korba,k is such a crooked-neck

by Jason rosy July 3, 2008

Face-Crooked

The act of pirating ones way into someones Facebook account, then absolutely butchering it. It can vary from changing the relationship status to "Married to joey buttafuoco" or changing ones proflie picture to a giant douche.

Damn son, not again. I forgot to logout at the library and some monkey changed my profile picture to a close up of Michelle Obama's jibbs, she looks like Baraka from Mortal Combat.......face-crooked yet again....sigh

by tb2_nola August 21, 2010

Stacked like a crooked card game

1. when the Odds are against your favor
2. Rigged
3. A women with huge breasts.

Paul: "So did you win the Lotto?"
Brandon " nah that shits stacked like a crooked card game

Wayne:"Did you see the tits on that one?"
Brandon: Damn, she is stacked like a crooked card game!"

by Indian Brandon July 8, 2011

crook

Someone who makes money off of religion.

Joel Osteen is a crook.

by Willy Billiams January 24, 2011

fortune crookie

When you crack your fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie takes your fortune and reads it first, so as to make the fortune theirs. Similar to the hamburglar, only with fortune cookies.

Legend has it that the first person to read the fortune, after the cookie has been opened, will own that fortune, unless the fortune is read aloud, by which the fortune becomes no longer valid.

When Fundo cracked his fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie ran past and grabbed the fortune out of the cookie before Fundo had a chance to read it.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

crookie

a cross-dressing wookie(see definition) who you encounter outside, and he asks you to stay in your room. He will have symptoms of mental problems. He proceeds to come in to your room and ask to sleep on the floor, saying that the "hospital kicked him out." He then proceeds to obviously hit on your roomate, telling him "he's one of a kind." if you don't kick this "crookie" out of your room, he might steal your purse, your laptop, or your life. If you ever meet a crookie, leave your room as soon as possible, and pray you never see him again

Wow, Derrick was a real crookie last night

by nick dimille March 31, 2008

Crook'd

Comes from the word "crooked":

1.) Something that is strange or weird
2.) Unjust, lacking fairness, unfortunate

3.) Describes a situation where someone purposefully does something to complicate the life of someone else

"Julie's shirt looks crook'd."
"You're mom won't let you go to the concert? That's crook'd."

by Meg & Lex September 25, 2013