Crooks

Talksh wike thish and hash big double chinsh.

Crooks wash tawking about shmall penish.

by PoopyJackson69 February 24, 2022

crooked down

I was so tired of hearing "straight up" as a blanket response to nearly anything I decided to start hitting people back with "crooked down" to throw 'em off maybe make em think a little before moving on.

A response to "straight up" when the answer is in the negative.

She was surprised when I asked, "straight up?", and said, "'crooked down' silly, it was just a joke".

by BadBob816 September 28, 2021

Crook

To vanish into the night without a trace and show up the next morning looking rough

My date went crook on me last night! You should have seen how she looked this morning!!

by Pirate Oncologist May 21, 2017

Crooks County

Rooks County Kansas. The last guard holding hell from pouring out onto earth. The ones that slip through are held here by the few that are able to live amongst the flik flak flakes. We are the front lines, in the trenches, overrun yet able to contain all the evil in one district...the 9th. You name it, it is here or it has happened. No eye is batted. As we rise, they fall. It is the final hour. We will Plieger it out.

Only in Crooks County.

by Always the Phatz August 15, 2025

crooked pine

Slang word for laced weed

Wow can I have some crooked pine!

by Shitkey April 12, 2017

Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 5, 2021

Crook

A level 1 Mafia City player.

This level of player is taken as a bad player, but as shown in many ads, they tend to become higher level bosses pretty quickly and get all the girls

Lv 50 Boss: Look, a Lv 1 crook, go get him
All Lv 10 Hitman: Yes, sir.

*Lv 1 Crook kills them all*

Lv 50 Boss: Oh my God...
*Lv 1 Crook becomes Lv 100 Godfather*

Thats how mafia works

by AndrewIsCoolio January 10, 2019