Cookin' Raw

Adj. Impossible, not reasonable.

Frank- "I can bench press 10000 Lbs."
Seamus- "Thats Cookin' Raw. I think you're lying."

by SeamusAndJimmy August 12, 2011

choking the chicken

when a chicken somehow gets in your pants and you attempt to choke it but miss and start choking your dick. it happens to almost all males who live on or near farms that have chickens.

male 1: hey don't you be choking my chicken man
male 2; what chicken?
male 1; that chicken in your pants.
male 2; time to begin choking the chicken

by xxx_anonymouse_xxx November 22, 2015

Cooking

Skill of preparing food by heating it a high temperature to become edible.

Hey man stevens Cooking is amazing!

by ItsMeGEOFF October 28, 2017

cokin

It is the slank used to call the Chinese people.

Both of them are cokin.

by zedkiel January 20, 2008

cookin

loosely used for anything or one that is incredibly "hip" or of some notable recognition. Derived from, and often describing a great sounding jazz group, player, or musical scenario.

Simply..."cookin!"

by theevolutionofwords May 6, 2009

Croint

Any joint rolled by a certain Roy Ferari. This Roy rolls really crusty joints, and so the name 'Custy Roy Joint' came into play whenever he rolled a joint. A 'Croint' is a variation of that phrase, utilising the first letters of Custy and Roy and placing them before the word joint with the J removed. Croints have a certain resemblence and definite traits, and so thereforre when somebody other than Roy Ferrari rolls a custy looking joint, it is reffered to as a croint. It is an insult to the person's rolling ability.

Example 1

Bob: "Hey man, jets go burn this jay I just spun."
Randy: "Aw, Eww, man, I aint smoking that custy croint!"

Example 2

John: "Let's roll a joint guys."
Roy Ferari: "I'll roll it"
Everyone in the room: "Fuck no! We aint smoking no croints!"

by Yaltoids April 30, 2008

Cooking duty

The cooking of excrement.

"Honey, it's your turn for cooking duty this week!"

by L's Pocky March 24, 2009