Christopher

An EXTREAMLY fineee guy with nice nipples, ass and penis =).
Has sudden outbreaks of being a complete jackass, but makes it up to you edventually. Christopher's aren't afraid to pleasure a guy's needs as well..lucky fools!! =D.

Becca- "Wow, did you just see that hot stud walk by?"

Kaitlyn- "Yea gurll..James and I slept with him last weekend."

James- "Dayumm straight we did. It was pre much the most fabulousss experience ever!!"

James- "Yo. Christopher. We still on for next weekend?"

Christopher- "Yea dude. I call top this time ;)."

by 151yum March 8, 2009

Christopher

A Peruvian slang term for "hand job," also a common name in South America.

The name is commonly misspelled "Chestyfurr."

Dexter: Hey bro, Chris gave me a Christopher.

Khamid: Oh yeah, How was your Christopher?

Dexter: That was the best Christopher I've ever had. Chirs did a great job with my Christopher.

Khamid: Did you pay him?

Dexter: No, Chirs did it for free.

by Blow me 155 (: March 4, 2009

christopher ryan horn

A very sweet, and caring guy. He always looks out for those he loves and will never let you down. Everyone around him believes he is wonderful & would do anything for him. He is compassionate & creative. Very dramatic, and attempts to be stubborn. Very cute and adorable! Definately someone you want in your life. Has very good choice in music and is a dork. Dislikes reading, and one of the best actors ever. He can sing and dance and kick ass at soccer :) You have to be very lucky to have this boy in your life and thank God for him everyday.

You will never be as amazing as Christopher Ryan Horn. (:

by stronger_now July 24, 2011

christopher chavez

The best guy in the word. A total awesome sauce type of person. Friends with anyone at anytime. He will have your back and steal your girl at the same time. He can also out wit the average gamer, and break the games he plays.

Look at christopher chavez hard at work with that girl.

by Cmchavez July 7, 2015

Christopher

If your name is christopher you have a big dick and good at basketball

My name is Christopher and I’m good at basketball

by Christhegoat40 November 10, 2019

Christopher Columbus

While sucking a bro off, you give their dick an Indian burn after wrapping an Italian food (pizza) around it. The Italian-Indian cultural fusion gives the sex act its name.

"Dude, my homie just gave me the Christopher Columbus of my life and now I gotta go to the ER for third-degree burns on my genitals"

by i do not care bruh March 13, 2022

Captain Christopher Pike

All kidding aside, Captain Christopher Pike is a fictional character in the Star Trek universe. According to the original series lore, Pike commanded the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 from 2250-55, and again from 2258-63. When Pike's second tour of duty on the Enterprise was complete, the ship returned to Earth, and Pike was relieved of command and promoted to fleet captain. Command was then transfered to James T. Kirk. Three years after his promotion, Pike was involved in a radiation accident that left him burned, paralyzed, mute, and confined to a life-support wheelchair.

Pike is also featured in J.J. Abrams' 2009 reboot of Star Trek. He is first seen breaking up a bar fight in Iowa between 25-year-old James T. Kirk and some starfleet cadets under his supervision. Pike then plays mentor to Kirk, urging him to join starfleet and follow in the footsteps of his father, George Kirk. Pike is also seen as Captain of the Enterprise, although much more briefly than in the original series timeline (it is established that the events of the reboot are in fact an alternate reality influenced by the Nero, the film's villain, thus explaining the contradictions between the original series and the reboot).

I must point out that there are three officers of command rank available: Yourself, Commodore Mendez, and Captain Christopher Pike.

by thatcrazyman October 9, 2010