Splatter-crap

When you take a shit so windy and violent you scatter ass-mud all over the back of the toilet.

Splatter-craps are also known to propel people off their porclean thrones.

Splatter-crap is usually induced by Mazzio's pizza.

"Dude, last night i took a splatter-crap, sorry i wiped my ass with your dog."

by Dillon Boyer March 12, 2008

crap-shy

When your taking a crap, either in a public restroom, or at a party,but flush before you let it out, to cover the noise of the crap because you feel nervous about what people will think about you and your hygiene.

Guy 1: Does Jimmy ever take a dump?

Guy 2: Yeah, but he's crap-shy so you cant hear him.

by bsgguy March 31, 2010

Cheapie

An internet cult on Twitter led by @BigTastyInc that is obsessed with Barstool, sports gambling, the show “I Think You Should Leave”, and being super horny. Composed of mostly New York socialites, e-girls, frat guys, and millennials with nothing to do but hide behind burner accounts and spew hate. Many cheapies want to ban alcohol and are misogynists, and criticize other cheapies who simp over the cheapettes. They pretend to be positive but always create drama.

“What’s a cheapie?”

by Dennis Pennis December 27, 2021

useless crap

Any and all computer software,that does nothing more than add unneeded "eye candy" and suck the resources and memory from your computer.

This fucking XP Black Edition,is a total piece of "useless crap" that turned my kick-ass computer in to a boat anchor.

by NoLove_4_BS April 23, 2009

Love is cheap, Grab a gun!!!

this a phrase used to help people who are depressed because of a break up, it also makes for a great slogan or motto

Note: this is an original phrase by Patrick Cyril Kean, also I do not endorse murder... even if it is hilariously fun!

someone is crying, you walk up to them and ask "Whats wrong" they say "I just broke up with my girlfriend/boyfriend" you say " That sucks, but Love is cheap, Grab a gun!!!

by Netherworlder August 30, 2010

Crap Rat

When one takes a crap on a rat and then throws it at a girl. Before throwing the rat, one often spins it while holding the tail and then throws it.

Guy 1: Ooooh shit, whats wrong with that girl?
Guy 2: Ewww man, she looks like she was crap rat'd all night.

Example 2:
Guy 1: That broad is a bitch
Guy 2: You know what she needs?
Guy 1: Whats that guy 2?
Guy 2: That bitch needs to get brought back down to earth with a few crap rats to the face.
Guy 1 and 2: Let's go get some rats

by Kid Bobby + Whooo Kid Willy April 13, 2009

Cheapo

A person who is very instinctive about comparing prices for the lowest one.

What a cheapo.

by KyLeyChan January 13, 2011