Courteney

a very beautiful fun loving person who is loved by many people, someone who will be your best friend or your worst enemy. falls in love somewhat quickly but stays committed to who ever she is with. An amazing person with a one of a kind personality and has amazing interests, very beautiful, great smile, and beautiful eyes that you could just fall into, has very beautiful hair. N.E.M. <3

do you like Courteney?
Hell, who doesn't like her!?

by BFMV_Fan September 24, 2011

Courtney

The most amazing and unique girl in the universe. She is an absolute beauty, even though she doesn't fully believe so herself (although countless guys have tried to get with her; she still hasn't quite caught on yet). She has infinite talents and capabilities, and she is extremely persistent with anything and everything she hopes to achieve. With those two attributes at hand, she can accomplish anything she sets her mind to. Despite a few not-so-pleasant relationships in the past, she is currently with the guy of her dreams. Whether or not she knows it, she makes him the happiest man that ever lived just by being herself, not counting the multitude of other things she does for him. Above all else, she is mine, so stay the F*** away.

Guy 1: Hey bro, who's that smokin' hot babe over there?
Guy 2: Oh, that's Courtney. She's the most amazing and unique girl in the universe, but don't bother trying to ask her out. She's taken and won't ever be available.
Guy 1: Duuuude... Life sucks, man. Well since we can't tap that, let's move on to that new blonde cheerleader from Montana!
Guy 2: Righteous!!!

by procrastinators_never_quit_101 September 6, 2010

CSU Expository Reading and Writing Course

A waste of time curriculum provided to high schools in California provided by the CSU, meant to torture high school students taking honors and AP classes.

Consists of endless units, each based on one theme usually comprised of several articles. These articles are each accompanied by a 10-page thick list of "activities" that are the most repetitive shit in the world. They ask the same damn question ten times, phrased ten different ways, Sometimes, even more than that.

All meant to get college-bound students to begin analyzing nonfiction texts at a college level. But all it is is a waste of time. Most boring shit EVER.

It puts the "anal" in analysis.

From actual CSU Expository Reading and Writing Course packet:

Activity 12:

"What are two major assertions the author makes in this essay?"
"What does the author want us to believe?"
"What is the writer's purpose?"

Real life reactions from high school students:
Honors English 2 student" I hate this packet!
AP Language & Comp junior: I hate this packet!
AP Lang & Comp senior: I hate this packet! Guess what? IT DOESN'T GO AWAY.

by APEnglishJunior November 13, 2011

courte

(n) A young man in a love relationship with a courtee with a declared intent of marriage. This term sandwiches date and fiance.

He is now my courte since after the last date, so he calls me his courtee.

by Yinka Falade June 20, 2008

courtney mims

the most beautiful, amazing girl in the world. who has a burning passion for awesome people. and likes to pet minnows.

courtney mims

by mr. wink nudge nod July 18, 2011

Court Jester

A popular and funny person who grabs attention by craking a joke or lightly teasing others. Often has a dry sense of humor (says something funny with a straight face as though it were not funny) and usually uses sarcasm. Nickname for one might be "CJ."

Literally, the entertainer of the King.

Jimmy: "I don't understand this book!"

Tommy: "Maybe you should read it..."

Jimmy: "Thanks, court jester."

by CourtJester09 July 12, 2007

courtney D

adj.
used to describe a really hot babe, with a sexy ass and nice orbs.

Damn dogg check out that courtney D ova therr

by Billy koch February 7, 2005