cooter plug 

A common word used in reference to a specific type of feminine hygiene product, that is often flushed down the toilet, causing said toilet to clog. Also known as a tampon.

Father to Plumber-Guy: "Have you found what's clogged up the toilet again?"
Plumber Guy: "Not yet..."
Father: "Better not be them damn cooter plugs!"

cooter plug by JoshCarSr April 8, 2006

cooter fat 

fat deposits on a woman in the vaginal area.

Jebadiah loves to suck Jezebel's cooter fat.

cooter fat by Text_Maddi August 6, 2008

cooter stache 

(n.) what you receive after you have gone down on a girl with a large lotus patch and you come up with a few pussy sprouts on your upper lip

Jon went down on Jen in the bathroom, after the tennis match and came up with a huge cooter stache!

cooter stache by joe jones and russell bray October 25, 2008

cooter-hat 

Derrogatory name with the literal meaning of having your head in very close proximity to a vagina.

Quit being a God damned cooter-hat and do what I tell you!

cooter-hat by The Dirty Mouth of the South September 9, 2010

Cooter Slit 

The lovely portion of real-estate portrayed by a peach of a pussy resembling what looks like the aftermath of a precisely aimed axe wound. Often times there is no inner labia in the presence of a pristine 'Cooter Slit'. After sight of a well kept 'Cooter Slit', a raging hard-on typically follows.

I was just getting ready to get dirty with this girl and as I go to pull off her panties, I've got a perfect 'Cooter Slit' winking at me. The blood that rushed to my dick so quickly damn near gave me a stroke...

Cooter Slit by jZampage April 26, 2011

Cooter Shooter 

The pull-out cumshot. creampie

"She wasn't on the pill so I gave her the old cooter shooter"

"I pulled out my cooter shooter and was ready for action"

Cooter Shooter by Cptn December 9, 2008

cooter bumpers 

Lesbians. Derived from the sexual action of two women mashing (bumping) their genitals (cooters) together during their lesbian sex act.

Rosie and Ellen didn't mind being called cooter bumpers because if it was one thing they loved, it was being lesbians grinding their pussies together under the sheets.

cooter bumpers by Jerry Jinglebells July 6, 2010