ONEOPULIZED CONVERSATION

When one speaker takes over the conversation to make it about them and their experiences. Their experiences are always more sad, happy, exciting, or depressing, depending on the subject at hand.

Have you ever had to talk with Sheila? It always turns into a oneopulized conversation, she never listens.

by MzyBT October 6, 2015

Tailpipe conversion

The street slang for a male to female transgender persons vagina. Derived from the conversion of a peice of said persons colon surgically becoming their new vagina. It’s said to become less colon scented and more vajayjay like over the span of a year.

Pee yew! Damn sweetie, were you born this way or is this a tailpipe conversion?

by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019

self conversing

the act of replying to your own text massages that you sent befoe getting super backwoods shitfaced.

.....fucking busch light...i keep self conversing..

by trilly mays March 30, 2015

courtesy conversion

The act of expressing a number in both your own unit of measurement, and the unit of measurement used by the listener, out of courtesy.

J: It's 28°C, or 82.4°F, in my room right now, at 2:30 AM!
M: Thanks for the courtesy conversion.

by MrJelle July 21, 2017

Outcome Conversion

To crash the hopes of a hater because was hoping that you would fail at something that he was setting up for you to fail. And the opposite happened, you succeeded.

Dude was hoping that I didn't get the girl, the job and hoping that my project would fail to make me look out, too bad for him, I got a outcome conversion.

by WordsSmithSmarts April 24, 2014

drop conversation

Akwardly ending a conversation from a need to pee whilst not telling the other person that you need to pee

Pesron 1 - ok, well, eh I have to go catch up with a friend, bye!
Person2 (to himself) - did he just use a drop conversation on me?

by Geisbdidb17353 December 9, 2015

Conversational Pipebomb

A conversational pipebomb is when someone (usually the guy only kept around out of pity) destroys all momentum of a social interaction with a single phrase or opinion typically awkward, offensive, or ignorant. This usually results in:

1. everybody in the group becoming angry and the once civil conversation devolving into an argument

2. total silence occasionally interrupted with a half hearted attempt at a joke or topic (which is always shot down)

3.everybody leaving

John: Did you guys hear about that shooting recently?

Dave: The one down in Texas?

Steve: YEAH! Really fucked up stuff!

Hunter: Yeah, for sure but I mean those kids were kinda asking for it.

Steve:..... That's a conversational pipebomb if I've ever heard one

by TazmilyGum September 29, 2022