When one sits down in a conference room, and no matter how interesting the topic, one falls asleep immediately.
Co-Worker: "What class did you go to?"
You: "That one I was really excited about yesterday."
Co-Worker: "Was it as good as you thought it would be?"
You: "I don't know, I came down with Conference Induced Narcolepsy Syndrome (CINS) when I sat down."
You: "That one I was really excited about yesterday."
Co-Worker: "Was it as good as you thought it would be?"
You: "I don't know, I came down with Conference Induced Narcolepsy Syndrome (CINS) when I sat down."
by JTIBF August 18, 2010
Get the Conference Induced Narcolepsy Syndrome (CINS) mug.When you're at a concert and, during the set, you call a friend or family member who couldn't go. Whether they answer the phone, or it records on their voice mail, you'll make them jealous they missed out on the concert when they hear the music!
I concert dialed my brother during that last song. He just sent me a text message saying "you suck!".
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Get the Conference chill mug.A senior member of one's organisation that spends the majority of his/her time attending conferences instead of doing useful work.
"Henley, my good man, pray tell, where is Raphael this fine morning?"
"I do believe he is travelling Europe, attending a 2 week Scala conference.."
"My God! That man is a Conference Ho, if I ever met one!"
"I do believe he is travelling Europe, attending a 2 week Scala conference.."
"My God! That man is a Conference Ho, if I ever met one!"
by Didia October 6, 2012
Get the Conference Ho mug.When you go to your concert and expect your favorite artist/band only teases a small snippet of it or doesn't play it at all.
I really wanted them to play my favorite song but they only played a 15 second sample of it during intermission now I have Concert Blue Balls.
by Seabass391 January 2, 2015
Get the Concert Blue Balls mug.When you go to a concert and the guy (or girl) on stage seems really hot, but when you google search them later they turn out to be average. Usually caused by being so drunk or into the music that you aren't seeing straight.
Abby screamed during the concert that she wanted the lead singer to be inside her, but when she looked him up the next morning she realized it was just concert goggles and that he was balding and had bad skin.
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