condom world

1. Store where you need to be 18 to enter, for obvious reasons. There are things in there which nobody should ever be forced to see.
2. The backbone of Puerto Rico's economy.

Alan: Why do you have so many Condom worlds.
Random Puerto Rican Student: I don't know. We're horny.

by Not Well Hung February 8, 2007

condom

The most underused piece of material in the teenage world.

Beth: we should use a condom
Joe: no way those are so old school.

by candybabiiixoxo October 3, 2008

condom

wrap it be for you tap it

Brandon: Dude you need to make sure you wrap it befor you tap it(condom)

Nate: Damn man your right, i forgot about that, thanks man

by Brandon LA hood May 28, 2008

BYU condom

A synonym for blue jeans or Levi's. Brigham Young University (BYU) is owned by the Mormon church, which has very strict rules about chastity. A large number of BYU students regularly participate in Levi lovin' or dry humping, because they are trying to get it on without having real intercourse. So, in a sense, their jeans are protecting them from having sex.

Yeah, we were getting it on and I blew my load, but luckily I had on my BYU condom. I wonder if she noticed?

by poopstone July 11, 2006

condom face

Someone gets snapped in the face with a condom and leaves a condom imprint.

"Sarah held a finger condom to christi's face and snapped it on her. Causing her to have a condom face?"

by stacieandsarah August 18, 2008

Condomentia

Condomentia: full form: condom dementia. (N) A specific state of late-stage cognitive and/or psychological decline that manifests in insane, inaccurate, and dangerous claims, most notably by the Pope, that condoms increase, instead of help prevent, the spread of STDs.

Example: "The Vatican reported today that the Pope's condomentia has worsened considerably in recent weeks, accounting for his outrageous claim that condoms increase the spread of AIDS. They apologize for the inconvenience."

by cayrez March 18, 2009

paper butt condom

The paper used in public restrooms that acts as a protective layer between the bare cheeks of a human and the often urinated, deficated, disgusting toilet seat.

I thought to myself, "Fuckin' shit man, this toilet seat is nasty, better protect my fat ass with a paper butt condom."

by Rubb Dogg June 14, 2009