columbian rocky

A type of mental brutal coke that will waxxa your lips off.

Here me and me uncle john had a lowd of that columbian rocky last night haw.

by siggb-nareik-auhsoj July 24, 2016

Columbian Cornballer

To burn a sexual area of the body with hot oil, usually originating from a deep fryer.

Oh shit! Juan just got a Columbian Cornballer on his nuts at the fry station!

by Habaneroito May 31, 2016

columbian moving van

A large trail of cocaine being snorted by a group.

We drove the columbian moving van last night.

by fuckingendme July 18, 2016

columbian bj

When a male wets his dick, rubs nose candy all over it and the female begins giving him a blowjob.

Laura gave me a columbian BJ after we were both nearly passed out drunk.

by fuckingendme September 13, 2016

Columbian Chocolate Milkshake

The act of masturbating while your partner farts on you.

Dan wanted sex, but had to settle for a Columbian Chocolate milkshake this morning.

by Shiggles October 3, 2016

Columbian Candy

A reference for Cocaine used in a business setting by a douchebag at inappropriate times in order to ruin one's career.

Regretfully, I won't be able to attend your Halloween party due to the lack of required Columbian Candy.

by DirthDirtdiver October 19, 2016

Columbian Fuck

When you shove a banana, grapefruit, and an Asian in a girls torn anus all at the same time

"Who that girl looks like a Colombian fuck tart."

That's one columbian fuck!

by Evan Stanley Breath January 23, 2017