Hot Climate Trash

Brendens ability to talk big in fantasy but finish in last place

I'm still hot climate trash

by Matt18165 October 1, 2019

Crimson Climax

When you have unprotected sex with a girl either when she’s on the rag or you pop her cherry

Dude 1: I gave my girlfriend the crimson climax last night
Everyone else in the room: Bruh, you are a fucking disgusting piece of shit

by EcchiFan360 September 14, 2020

post-coital remorse

When you compromise either moral and/or aesthetic standards to get laid and regret your choices instantly after. Post coital remorse is the feeling that manifests itself as the voice in your head the very moment after experiencing an orgasm and expresses utter disappointment by speaking an inner dialog that can vary in severity from disgusted shame all the way to suicidal suggestion.

police say, "post-coital remorse, is believed to be the leading cause of suicide in Men who fuck fat hoes."

by Lil2'high August 16, 2022

Chima Choke

When one team blows a big lead in a two on two foosball game.

We had a big comeback when they suffered the Chima Choke.

by Rob Cardoso January 15, 2004

coimin

Part of a creature kind of like a monkey, but resembles a cow.

It makes sense, damn it.

by David Suzuki January 14, 2004

Climato

When a man is about to climax but pulls out of the vagina and sticks his cock in the girls ass and cums.

damn son that bitch last night let me climato, that shit was crazy!!!

by playa hattta July 23, 2009

Coital Commentator

(1) a sexual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their sexual performance

(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus

(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly

"The guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. I had to hit the mental snooze button a few times."

"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."

"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."

by Marcus Antonius July 27, 2009