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Coolservative

A conservative who tries to hard to be hip and with the kids
Hey dude did you hear about Steven crowder trigglypuff remix he is such a coolservative
by Shruggs August 26, 2016
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conservative

1) someone who follows the ideas of the right wing of the political spectrum, usually in keeping what already exists and is in practice.

2) someone who would have a murderer killed and the life of an unborn baby saved; someone who prefer to kill those who deserve it over the innocent.

3) someone with any sanity at all that doesn't hate America and doesn't want our culture removed so we can be sensitive to terrorists.
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country club conservative

The same thing as a limousine or latte liberal but on the other end of the spectrum. They talk about people working their way up, but they themselves grew up wealthy and never had a job that daddy's friends didn't set them up with, and wouldn't have kept those jobs on their own. They want the government out of everybody's lives until it's time to parcel out the subsidies.

The only major difference between them and limousine liberals is that they play more golf.
Limo Lib: "Every time I drive my Lexus to Starbucks I feel so sad for all those poor people I see. The government should give them all of someone else's money, as long as it's not mine"

Country Club Conservative: "Oh big deal. They're just too lazy to hire a lobbyist to get money for them."
by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007
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conservative

A production of America's traditions and a lot failures. Conservatives are for the country but often not what's best. It's a selfish bid, 'an every man for themselves,' way of thinking. Conservatives seem to forget without the working class, there is no economy. They waste time basing liberals, most not knowing the meaning of the word.

The bill of rights is a product of liberalism. Are you going to bash that?
Look, a conservative! A Faggot! Burn him! Burn her! Libtards will diiieeee! Cause 'Murica. Dip snuff, get disgustingly fat, and rub my ass over the world.
by Fair Scholar 6969 August 9, 2017
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Conservative

Another name for a Racist Bigot
Dave was a Conservative
by FHSFLSKHFQENRFJ April 2, 2020
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conservative

In a nutshell, the belief that (insert country here) is an upstanding and righteous nation, that less government is more freedom, and that people should be held entirely responsible for their finances and actions, even to the point of death or poverty. See also people the Urban Dictionary editors can't stand.

Or in a non-political context, it just means "not a lot".
Be conservative with your bullets; we don't have many to spare!
by Treima May 17, 2006
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conservative

You must be this in order to marry. Because only if you are conservative, you understand what marriage means. No boys with boys.

It's Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve. Be conservative!
It's Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve. Be conservative!
by CaseyWroteThis July 19, 2009
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