cockument

Originally Built to commemorate the Great Fire which devastated the City of London in 1666 but i had renamed it Cockument on a night out because i chose to, so bollocks to you all.

it is aptly named by me, expert joker, daniel ghali, who amongst other things is the biggest joker on the planet probably,

"oh look there is the Cockument you fat douche-bag slag" pass me the doner kebab and a pint please..?

by Daniel Ghali September 13, 2007

Cockumference

The circumference of the penis

It's not just the length of Peter's dick that is so impressive but the cockumference, now that's truly a schlong dong.
Of course someday it will be silver.

by CanUbReal June 21, 2018

cuckumber

Someone who like to eat cucumbers while being cucked.

My husband is a cuckumber.

by kamerado February 16, 2025

Cucumber Maki

When you ejaculate on someone's face

He gave her the cucumber maki

by Hubert121212 September 24, 2012

collumberses

a word that means to come together

Ill text you when the plan collumberses

by Ztraversi July 1, 2012

cockullberry

one who has no idea of what is going on at the current moment.

Look at john standing over there like he's clueless, he's such a cockullberry!

by Johnny Apples33d January 1, 2013

Cucumber fencing

Cucumber fencing is when two men have sex without penetration.

Michael: Hello, David. I was thinking we could watch a movie tonight and maybe later do some cucumber fencing.

David: Lets just skip the movie and go straight to the fencing!

Michael: I guess we can do that

by Nick Jackelson May 13, 2014