cocker spaniel

small dick

we are on the never ending quest for Aarons cocker spaniel!

by Sarah December 9, 2002

cocker

A type of cat who is weight challenged and who is black and white.

That cat on the ground is such a cocker that it can't even jump up on the fence.

by Jaclyn July 2, 2004

lester the molester cockerstuf

A urban dictionary bitch who in real life would never say that too said person face but instead post it on here.

Yeah I was on Facebook and someone had a fake account and talked shit about me he would never say it too my face yeah he's such a lester the molester cockerstuf.

by You're better September 29, 2017

Cocktrail

That spotted line of semen (cum) you leave on, but is not limited to your boxers, pants, sheets or any other garment or piece of fabric you own.

Other possibilities inclube shirts, panties, dresses, or assorted garments.

Captain Kirk: Dude, I left such a mad cocktrail on Uhura's uniform last night.

Spock: Sick, Jim.

by Kidbash November 29, 2009

Cocker

A Cocker is someone who is being an asshole, a jerk, a douchebag, or basically a d**k. This can be used an insult towards someone, or you can use it to confuse someone who is insulting you. You can also use this to insult someone, but if they don't know the insult you can do it possibly in front of them, and they may have no idea what a cocker is.

"God, you're such a douchebag, man."
"Actually, I'm a Cocker."
"What? What's a Cocker?"
"Me. And you're the imbecile."

(In front of person, talking to a friend) "My god, he is such a Cocker."
(He thinks to himself) A cocker? Hmm...I wonder what it could mean...

by Nepeta Zahhak July 7, 2015

cocktard

some guy who has a retarded or extremly small penis

girl1:omfg my ex_boyfrend was such a cocktard

by synyster777 January 16, 2009

Cocktrap

Variant of the human mouth. Considered rude. Inflamatory when used talking to a guy.

Listen up and shut your COCKTRAP.

by Rolland69 October 17, 2006