cocksucketry

1)An evil faggot rite of passage dating back to the ancient greeks, basically describing the process, recently made infamous by the woodster in St. Andrews, by which a man proceeds to give oral satisfaction to another man.
2)name given to anything that seems completely and unbelievably pathetic and thats runs contrary to all reasonable heterosexual principles.

James had never seen such a rampant display of cocksucketry....

by Michael Evans October 24, 2003

Running off at the cocksucker

A woman who runs off at the mouth...a woman who just won't shut up.

That bitch just keeps running off at the cocksucker.

by angrydragon October 1, 2005

Anti-cockblock Brigade

A Group of individuals dedicated to the extinction and eradication of cockblocking entirely.

Jerry: "Man, i totally got cockblocked by that chicken!"

Dude #2: "Shoulda called the Anti-Cockblock Brigade"

by ACBBGuy1 December 8, 2009

Status Cockblock

When you post a witty status update that you know is gonna kill, and seconds later someone posts something about their dead (insert loved one/pet here) or about some earthquake in a third world country and totally steals your thunder.

I had a great status update and she commented about her stupid dead cat and totally status cockblocked me!

by Tippy_CJM July 22, 2010

Cocksuck

Cocksuck (cok-suhk) n.
1. Someone who is a cocksucking bitch.
2. One suck of the cock.

Tammie: you're such a cocksuck

R: How many cocksucks have you had today?
M: About 4. You?
R: None. :(

by ErnieDuckyPersonSmithers June 14, 2009

cockblock

A person who blocks the 'cock' from reaching its intended destination.

Stop being such a cockblock, he's trying to 'bag' her.

by apparentlymyname isbeingusedby January 26, 2009

CockBlock

A buddy that is pure repulsive to the ladies to the extent that his presence prevents you from getting any action.

"I hate going out with George, he is such a CockBlock!"

"I was just talking to a gang of hotties who were gagging for my cock and then George came over and and they all said they had to catch a taxi. I was practically guaranteed some tang, George is such a CockBlock man!"

by Hentsep Renge March 3, 2009