Betty Cocker

When a man dips his cock in cake batter and proceeds to have intercourse.

i gave my girlfriend a funfetti "Betty Cocker"

by J-Stoned69 August 3, 2011

long cocked

A variation of cock blocked. To be long cocked means to have someone engage your target before you get a chance to.

I was talking to this girl and we were going to go back to my place. I left to get us some drinks and I got long cocked by Tony! What a jerkoff.

by thebev September 20, 2005

Cocked Asian

A half Asian and half any other race (white or black) person. Cocked Asian is what you call someone when their parents are bi-racial and their mom specifically is Asian. This phrase came from many Half Asian kids not having Asian dads. This is because Asian mom's were cocked by another race.

My friend Stephen is a cocked asian because his mom is asian and his dad is white.

by rex virtual February 7, 2017

cockerfluggot

This is a word that means that ur private parts are infested with pubic eating lice.They eat the inside of your genitailia and you hense die

Hey man i'm gonna die,
OH my god have you got cockerfluggot,
Yea i got it off chris matthews

by Chris Matthews April 22, 2005

cocked

(used as a verb)

To surprise a un-suspected person with a view of your penis/cock/member/wang,etc.

|individual to be cocked|
(occupied by some other task) la la la.....

|prankster|
(Watching TV with penis exposed) " OMG come here quick ... look who's on TV"

|individual to be cocked|
(comes rushing over) "Eeeeks !!! I see your penis !!!"

|prankster| " Hahahaha, I cocked yeh "

*Also works via MMS txt & email

by Sir WRozza July 10, 2009

Coakleyed

Being so confident of a victory that one completely ignores one's competitor, allowing the competitor to ram a red-hot steel crowbar up one's ass and seeing what one can drag out.

"How did Brown win the election?"
"Because Coakley got Coakleyed."

"Dude, that chick was totally into you, how'd she go home with that other guy?"
"I figured she wanted me and was paying too much attention to the pool game, and I got totally Coakleyed."

by Alex Brant-Zawadzki January 20, 2010

get cocked

getting fuck up and then have drunken sex

Oh man i'm sooo gonna get cocked this weekend!!

by Abbei303 October 15, 2008