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corona hole 

The toilet inspired hole dug in your yard for social distancing guests in your yard, to keep them from contaminating your house and bathroom.
Gary : Hey Rod, thanks for inviting me over for some patio margs. Can I run inside real quick and take a piss?

Rod: Nah just use the Corona Hole over there by the fence. I just dug a new one today so it’s all you. I’ll throw you some hand sanitizer.
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Corona diploma 

A diploma someone only got because their exams were during the 2020 COVID-19/ Coronavirus pandemic and thus couldn't do the exams because they were in Quarantine.
So Dave got his Corona diploma this morning, let's celebrate.
Corona diploma by FuckYouDion June 10, 2020

corona coochie 

When you haven't been able to go out to get waxed or shaved your nether regions due to the coronavirus lockdown and things are getting sasquatch-ey down there.
Havent gotten a wax since lockdown began, headed to the salon to tame my raging corona coochie!

Corona Bomb 

In the same vein as a Jägerbomb, a Corona Bomb (performed with a Corona for symbolic coronavirus purposes, but can be any alcoholic beverage) is chugging your entire beverage through your COVID-19 mask.

If executed correctly, the participant imbibes their entire beverage as well as whatever may be lingering on their mask from the environment it’s been worn in.
Yo dude let’s do a socially distanced round of Corona Bombs!

But that sounds gross and exactly what the CDC would NOT recommend...

Who the hell knows what’s gonna happen with this thing! Corona Bomb! Corona Bomb! Corona Bomb!
Corona Bomb by SLCsam July 17, 2020

corona shot

(1) A vaccine to protect against coronavirus AKA COVID-19 (which they're currently working on).

(2) A shot glass full of Corona beer, which I think bars should advertise in order to celebrate returning to normal, whenever we can safely do so.
Once we can get our corona shots, we should celebrate the occasion with some corona shots down at the bar!
corona shot by Davidfreesefan23 August 25, 2020

Corona Boarding 

During these crucial times of the pandemic, its important to stay safe at all costs, especially during sex. Thats where Corona boarding comes in handy. Just grab a sheet of plexiglass for total transparency or a sheet of plywood if you don't want to look at the cow you're plowing. Put a few handles on it and cut out a hole for your cock. Crank the bob Marley, throw on your flower lay necklace, grab your bae, and take her on the ride of a lifetime.
Gabe: Hey wanna fuck?

Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.

Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board

Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave

Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
Corona Boarding by DarkCoffee September 11, 2020

Corona Floozy 

A girl who, while quarantining because of COVID-19 related reasons, messages men on social media in hopes of getting attention, food deliveries, etc. She will entice her victim with hopes of possible romance when her quarantine period is over, only to never be heard from again.
Person A: This poor girl I've been talking to has Corona and is stuck in her room! Should I order her some food to help cheer her up?
Persom B: Be careful. I think she may be a Corona Floozy trying to use you.
Corona Floozy by Greasegrim October 30, 2020