Cleaver

A child who enjoys to commit random acts of greatness, always shows flamingness, and is just plain out smart

look at the kid throwing rocks at cars, like spot the cleaver one.

by Claremont Ontario April 12, 2009

meat cleaver

variation of the saturday night bowler, or the insertion of the middle and ring finger into the vagina and the thumb into the anus, only you pinch the fingers and thumb together.

not many girls enjoy the meat cleaver

by mike May 19, 2003

vagina cleaner

Another name for calling people "Douche Bags" when you want to say it in the literal way. It's quite an insult.

Person #1: Wow, she's so annoying.
Person #2: Yeah, what a vagina cleaner.
Person #1: What?
Person #2: Other way of saying "douche bag".

by Mira&Lindsay July 20, 2008

sperm cleaner-upper

One who carries around buckets of soapy water, and paint scrapers to clean away the ejaculatory fluid left on old women and farm animals.

A person who is very high in the social ladder

HI I'm Larry, I'm the sperm cleaner upper, I'm here to wash away the ejaculatory fluid that was reportedly left on your Grand mother

by anonymous ball smacker March 20, 2003

Cleaned my tail Pipe

When a girl cleans your butt so good it shines

Tina cleaned my tail pipe so well last night.

by Curtis66 January 30, 2009

Cleavead

The process of elongating cleavage by getting a boob job

Let's say a woman enlarges her breasts from size A to size DD. In the process, her cleavage, that dreamy space between her boobs, would be added to such that my eyeballs would be rendered immobile.

Dude, have you seen Celine's cleavead? I could hide my wallet in there now.

by DrakeBullet October 28, 2007

clevadevil

n. one who is or attempting to be extremely clever.

adv. very clever

n. ohucleva...uclevadevil

adv. that a clevadevil move...too clevadevil

by kimjungilclevadevil October 17, 2008