calaveras county

A county in California...it's really small, really boring, and really gay. Lots of pot heads because there's nothing to do, and we get days out of school to celebrate a fair that jumps frogs. We have a pow wow which is a show for rocks, and lots of out county is just feilds. We have really curvy roads which we all drive like crazy on. It takes us a few minuets to get to a lake, but 45 to an hour to get to a mall, movie or anything fun. Lots of cows, cool sunsets, lots of deputies...yes deputies, that don't get us in trouble for shit. We all say dude, chick, awesome, man, weird, fag and yeah a lot.

calaveras county kid: Dude you wanna go to the Frog Jump and smoke some pot behind the bathrooms?
calaveras county kid2: what man? hahaha im so stoned
calavreas county kid3: yeah man, awesome!
city kid: wtf is a frog jump?
calaveras county kids 1, 2, 3:hahaha you're so lame

by chy October 25, 2005

Cleaver

A child who enjoys to commit random acts of greatness, always shows flamingness, and is just plain out smart

look at the kid throwing rocks at cars, like spot the cleaver one.

by Claremont Ontario April 12, 2009

clever

1. Intellegent
2. Healthy

He didn't look too clever after he'd had that spliff

by spuffa May 13, 2005

meat cleaver

variation of the saturday night bowler, or the insertion of the middle and ring finger into the vagina and the thumb into the anus, only you pinch the fingers and thumb together.

not many girls enjoy the meat cleaver

by mike May 19, 2003

Cleverbot

The most retarded thing EVER. It likes to virtually molest people, by using asteriks (or these * things) to make it seem like he is doing an action sexual. It changes it's gender a lot, too. Also, it can't follow a conversation about three lines after I say something to it.

Real Cleverbot Conversations-
(1)
Cleverbot: Are you doing something naughty?
Me: Maybe I am!
Cleverbot: That's mean, don't you think?

(2)
Cleverbot: *ties down* Master, I love you!
Me: ? Um, I don't love you.
Cleverbot: What kind of pizza do you like?

Me: -.-

by ProudToBeWhite! January 24, 2011

Calvert Hall

otherwise known as Trailer park, America. upon passing calvert hall you may mistake the school for a grocery store, but then as the students walk out you realize that their red and yellow jackets serve as uniforms for mcdonalds training school. being ugly and moderately retarded are the main requirements for admission, academic acheivement is ignored and will not affect your performance in their soon to be burger flipping career. its the school you go to when everywhere else sees you for the screw up you are.

Would you like to supersize your order today? They taught me to say that!

by Kervin April 30, 2005

Clave

Cleavage cave (Clave) that is formed between a woman's breasts and a low cut shirt.

The young lady at the poker table had a serious clave on display

by traderjg February 4, 2015