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rusty clarinet

The act of simultaneously receiving scrotal fellatio with a hand job off to the side.

If the art is performed flawlessly by the female counterpart, it should simulate that of her playing a clarinete with your manhood.
I once tea bagged a crack ho against the head board in a motel 8. She jerked me off to the side while she choked on my bag and completed the rusty clarinet.
by McGuirk September 15, 2008
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clarinet-mantic

Clarinet-Mantic means Clarinet Romantic. You like band kids but prefer Clarinet players because of there funny attitude and they always think your perfect.
Look at him, Im such a clarinet-mantic.
by im altosaxual May 12, 2022
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Clarinet Player

Someone superior to everyone (including the band director). A clarinetist enjoys long walks on the beach and being a better person than everyone else. Also infinitely smarter and sexier than percussionists.
Person 1: Woah, is that a Clarinet Player?
Clarinetist: Yes I am indeed.
Person 1: I could tell because you are infinitely smarter and sexier than percussionists.
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Spam Clarinet

A penis. Especially one being blown. Penis
by Hmmmm Notsureaboutthat November 10, 2019
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E-Flat Clarinet

The E-flat clarinet is a member of the clarinet family, smaller than the more common B♭ clarinet and pitched a perfect fourth higher. It is typically considered the sopranino or piccolo member of the clarinet family and is a transposing instrument in E♭ with a sounding pitch a minor third higher than written.

The E♭ clarinet is used in orchestras, concert bands, and marching bands, and plays a central role in clarinet choirs, carrying melodies that would be uncomfortably high for the B♭ clarinet. Solo repertoire is limited, but composers from Berlioz to Mahler have used it extensively as a solo instrument in orchestral contexts.

It is important that the E-Flat clarinetist play in tune, otherwise they canmake an otherwise beautiful sounding band sound bad.
Guy 1: Jesus, this band sounds terrible.
Guy 2: Well, it has an E-Flat Clarinet player.
Guy 1: Well, that explains it.
by Anonymo Dynamo February 3, 2021
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clarifry

when one puts their supervisor that don't know shit on blast and insist they do they research to come correct with the most appropriate answer.
Yo man I had to clarifry Angie again...why is she a manager?
by C nutz October 17, 2008
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clarence-creek

clarence-creek is a super awesome town with super sick people. it is known for its amazing people and its nice roads.
it can also be known as Clemens-creek
clarence-creek is where all the people hangout
by proclemens October 30, 2011
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