Clardy

Short man with a short penis. Another word for short man syndrome. Business success. Liar and manipulator.

Clardy is supposed to be at work, but is actually at Mrs. Jones house.

by Rudeboi Cool P January 11, 2017

Clarked

Is a state at which a boy/ man's best friend or wing man, cheats or takes advantage over the fact that his best friend isn't as "cool" or "stud" like as him. Instead of helping the boy/ man start a relationship, the best friend/ wingman creates a relationship between himself and the boy/man's crush.

God damn it! HE Clarked me! Now I am forever alone.

by Hfs stories May 22, 2017

clare crawford

It is predicted that the grim reaper will come for her on the 27th of May 2023

Person 1- Oh its the 27th of May, 2023
Person 2- RIP Clare Crawford

by yourdoom May 22, 2017

clarkedly

'Clarkedly' is the adverb that describes that annoying point when you think you've wiped your arse, but there's always more to go.

I thought I had finished wiping my arse but I had Clarkedly carry on until clean.

by Bazd October 27, 2017

Clarked

When the user you are playing in Madden has cheat codes to gets every perfect bounce possible no matter what... in any situation by all means possible they will get the fucking lucky bounce

Madden is so bullshit, I got Clarked hardcore last night

by Ehasegolf15 December 7, 2017

Clarked

To be faded on a whole new level

I was clarked the fuck out last night.

by Merry 2017 Christmas December 7, 2017

Clarked

British slang for drunk off your bonce.

Shit I was clarked last night.

by BansheeDanshee January 9, 2018