caps lock

The most useless key on a keyboard.

Person 1: Caps lock is so useless.
Person 2: Yes, why do we need it when we have two shift keys?

by Cloud13 July 31, 2005

chapstick

Another word for idiot/someone who's mean/rude, as used by the character of 'Sid' in the popular TV series 'Skins'.

Synonyms: idiot, fool, twat, wanker, tosser.

"...and I've been SUCH a fuckin' chapstick."

by SophieGlitterwhip February 17, 2008

caps

Caps lock on a computer keyboard. Represents SHOUTING in chat rooms,IRC chats and forums...

'Turn your caps off! It looks like your shouting!'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

clags

cunts + slags = clags

Look at those girls over there, they're all a bunch of fucking clags!

by Aron :D November 26, 2007

Snow Caps

When you jizz all over some really huge tits

Jay: yesterday i came all over Lee's huge titties. I put snow caps on those mountains

by Jaehoal J. Ones July 13, 2012

Caps Lock Queen

A caps lock queen is a girl (or boy) who thinks using caps lock makes then queen of the universe. They often spell things incorrectly, and talk out their ass.

Me: Hey guys, what's up?
Caps Lock Queen: NM, HOW R U?
Me: Lay off the the capitals, caps lock queen!
Caps Lock Queen: NO WAI I NEED 2 B HERD.

by mollysexual & the sexettes February 17, 2010

clashing clams

The process in which two lesbian or bisexual females rub their nude vaginas together to achieve stimulation.

I caught Jessica and Rebecca clashing clams in their dorm room, so I offered them my organic dildo. We all had a good time after that!

by bam! October 24, 2003