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santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries
person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!
by Buzzer December 23, 2007
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google classroom

A trash app that teachers can post O N L I N E W O R K. It is even more stressful for students because they can out of nowhere see a assignment notification and get pressured. ALSO, Make sure to rate google classroom 1 Star on the App Store! Thanks!
Ugh the teacher assigned more work on Google Classroom
Ik it sucks can we like have a break or something for gosh sakes??
IKR
by e1rg April 11, 2020
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Clarice

One who is very strong, friendly, good head on their shoulders, very trusting. A person with this name will thrive in any situation, but they do not like being the center of attention. Giving, loving, and cares about everyone else before themselves. Creative. Will stand up for themselves and do what is right for everyone.
Clarice is such a good worker!
by 21nativeAngels March 14, 2013
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Clare

Clare (not Claire) is a smart, kind, and beautiful girl. She will not only love you, she will also be your best friend. She is a little bit shy, but if you get to know her, she will be one of the funniest people you have ever met. Don’t be too bold or brash with her. If you want her to love you, get her to be your friend first.
Person A: She’s so hot! I’m going to ask her out!
Person B: Get to know her first, she’s a Clare.
by Sushi in your face October 21, 2018
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Claira

A Claira is both delicate and fierce. She stands for what she sees as right and moral. She is kind, even when she's judgy. A Claira is faithful to her friendships and family. She is athletic and the kind of girl who can protect herself. Claira will have gorgeous eyes and a big smile. She may be shy, go ahead and talk to her first; you'll see she's actually quite friendly and warm. Don't underestimate a Claira though, she isn't going to put up with anything.
She's tough and beautiful that Claira.
by LiaraVonteleon October 15, 2018
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clagera

A sexually transmitted disease that can be carried and spread by both genders but only infects males and hermaphrodites. The symptoms include but are not limited too:

- The swelling and rotting of the left testicle.
- The rrhexis (bursting) of said testicle after 48 hours of excruciating pain.
- During the first week of infection, the retraction of the right testicle.
- After the first week, the right testicle is shitted out by the infected host.

Clagera is common in the Central Florida region.
Lawrence hasn't been the same since Keely gave him clagera at the party.

Lance Armstrong had clagera, but he was able to find a cure before it claimed both his nuts. He should be proud.
by Nestor DryIce June 10, 2008
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