coddleflop

when ur penis becomes erect during sex because ur too drunk to notcie poop all over the walls and the syrup u poured on the fat chick u slept with

o dude i had the sweetest coddleflop last night
---dude........dude

haha charly had a coddleflop with that bitch from maury

by Steveuhthifth September 15, 2008

Victory Cuddle

A cuddle that is the direct result of a victory in some sport or board game, usually between close friends. The cuddle can take place on a couch or sofa, beds are usually off-limits because they are not public enough, and the whole point is to demonstrate affection to others while also bragging about a well earned victory.

Me and Steve had a Victory Cuddle in the lobby after we crushed the competition in a Euchre tournament.

by DJ J-Dog Jizzle November 11, 2009

cuddle-lingus

the special kind of pillow talk that takes occurs when one lover gently holds another in his/her arms

After I reamed her in the buttocks and spilled my seed on her tramp stamp, we finished the evening with a delightful session of cuddle-lingus. She told me stories about her time in Paris and her bout with chlamydia.

by Matthew P! December 22, 2007

Cuddle Rapist

Someone who, when sharing a bed with another, forces cuddling. Often times this is done subconsciously, however some cuddle rapists claim to have been asleep when they actually were not.

Jane: I invited Susie to our sleepover.
Annie: WHAT!? She is a total cuddle rapist! The last time I stayed with her, we ended up spooning all night.

by Smadge October 10, 2005

Cuddles

I’ve come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog little quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter. com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON

Shadow the Hedgehog is such a Cuddles.

by ttr_cuddles hater December 16, 2019

criddle

To rummage through and steal other peoples belongings, while high on Meth, they say its not stealing its criddleing.

The piece of shit sucked up tweeker that is riding around on a bicycle that he stole from some college kid that paid a 1,000 dollars or more for it that he spray painted black. who is unable to comprehend that criddle is stealing and yes he is a fucking Nigger.

by GABRIEL AND GO FUCK YOURSELF February 8, 2013

Cuddles

A wonderful polar bear. He is a pacifist

Cuddles is a polar bear

by YouKnowWhoThisIsGuys January 9, 2010