Chocolate Skittles

A alternative to original Skittles. They are all different shades of brown and could be mistaken for little turds if your vision is horrible.
"I just had some of those new Chocolate Skittles."
"No way man how were they?"
"It was almost like I was being mouth raped by candy."

"Eww that bird just shat on my car."
"Dude those are Chocolate Skittles."
"Oh true."
"Maybe I should be driving."
by PatrickBeatNick November 30, 2009
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Chocolate Spaghetti

When you use a dick to fuck someone in there bum bum when they have to poo, and when they are about to cum pee out your poo noodle in their mouth.

Further more you can upgrade to the "Chocolate Spaghetti with Tomato Sauce" in which the penis owner dips into a menstruating giney before feeding the aforementioned poo noodle to its victim.
I saw Shanna clenching uncomfortably during our only refried beans dinner and knew it was time to give her the ole Chocolate Spaghetti... Maybe if I'm lucky we can get blessed with a Chocolate Spaghetti with Tomato Sauce... Such a treat!
by Hawk.Marquardt September 18, 2020
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Chocolate Liar

The opposite of a chocolate lover. Person who claims to love chocolate, but doesn't eat it because they may get fat.
Linda for a girl who raves about loving chocolate and never eating it, you are a chocolate liar.
by AdamJak December 09, 2014
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chocolate freeway

The bowel. Specifically with reference to sodomy.
A homosexual enjoys a ride down the "chocolate freeway".
by Champ February 10, 2002
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Chocolate Treat

When you stick a chocolate snack in an asshole, then eat it aftarwards.
I had a very nice Chocolate Treat from my girlfriend last night
by Bigbootybitch87 April 06, 2011
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Chocolate Glizzy

When you put a glizzy inside your girls butt and slurp it out
"Ayo me and my girl preformed the chocolate glizzy."
by sept1c_slice December 18, 2020
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chocolate sled

The act of sitting on a black mans dick, faceing his feet and moving side to side as if you were sledding while uncontrollably shitting.
Girl one: I gave tyrone a chocolate sled last night.

Girl two: bitch you cray.
by NutterFlutter October 03, 2014
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