A alternative to original Skittles. They are all different shades of brown and could be mistaken for little turds if your vision is horrible.
"I just had some of those new Chocolate Skittles."
"No way man how were they?"
"It was almost like I was being mouth raped by candy."
"Eww that bird just shat on my car."
"Dude those are Chocolate Skittles."
"Oh true."
"Maybe I should be driving."
"No way man how were they?"
"It was almost like I was being mouth raped by candy."
"Eww that bird just shat on my car."
"Dude those are Chocolate Skittles."
"Oh true."
"Maybe I should be driving."
by PatrickBeatNick November 30, 2009
Get the Chocolate Skittlesmug. The opposite of a chocolate lover. Person who claims to love chocolate, but doesn't eat it because they may get fat.
by AdamJak December 9, 2014
Get the Chocolate Liarmug. by chocojacks44 November 1, 2008
Get the chocolate flapjackmug. The act of sitting on a black mans dick, faceing his feet and moving side to side as if you were sledding while uncontrollably shitting.
by NutterFlutter October 2, 2014
Get the chocolate sledmug. The chocolate a wife 'hides' in plain view so her husband doesn't think to search further and discover the true stash.
I smelled chocolate in the house and immediately found a Hersey bar, I later discovered she had hidden Carmel filled chocolate deeper in the pantry. Her use of tactical chocolate ensured I did not find her stash.
by jklink77 October 9, 2013
Get the Tactical Chocolatemug. When you use a dick to fuck someone in there bum bum when they have to poo, and when they are about to cum pee out your poo noodle in their mouth.
Further more you can upgrade to the "Chocolate Spaghetti with Tomato Sauce" in which the penis owner dips into a menstruating giney before feeding the aforementioned poo noodle to its victim.
Further more you can upgrade to the "Chocolate Spaghetti with Tomato Sauce" in which the penis owner dips into a menstruating giney before feeding the aforementioned poo noodle to its victim.
I saw Shanna clenching uncomfortably during our only refried beans dinner and knew it was time to give her the ole Chocolate Spaghetti... Maybe if I'm lucky we can get blessed with a Chocolate Spaghetti with Tomato Sauce... Such a treat!
by Hawk.Marquardt September 18, 2020
Get the Chocolate Spaghettimug. by Ghost84 August 7, 2013
Get the Chocolate Valentinemug.