Chinese Missionary Position

Sexual postiion with woman on top.

What's her favorite sexual position? The Chinese Missionary Position if she can get it.

by Spinroyd October 15, 2013

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chinese blow job

when someone gets on top of you

holds you down by force

then....
open your eye by force and licks it/tounge fucks it

"dont piss me off lisa or i hold you down and give you a chinese blow job"

by katwoman88 March 3, 2015

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A person born in China, of Chinese ancestry, who is raised in America with American values, culture, and citizenship. This person is often mistaken for a Chinese born and raised individual, but their lack of Mandarin/Chinese language fluency and lack of Chinese idiosyncratic cultural norms sets them apart.

My adopted, Chinese Born American (CBA) daughter finds it difficult to navigate culturally when in China. People assume she can speak Mandarin perfectly and that she is a native raised Chinese person, when in fact she couldn't be more American culturally even though she is racially Chinese.

by LuckyMum July 10, 2016

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chinese love child

Love children from China. Since the implementation on one child policy there has been a steady rise of Chinese Love Children.

Oh, Chun Sen sai has too many Chinese love children... way to avoid government taxes while forcing these children into child labor. Classic China...

by Tronboy333 July 17, 2017

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Chinese Sandblaster

When you eat a lot of Chinese food and bend over, clench your ass cheeks and shit in your lovers face.

"You smell like shit and looks like you took sandpaper to your face."
"Naw man, my lady gave me a good old fashioned Chinese Sandblaster an hour ago."

by ThatRevlo September 12, 2017

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