Cheddar Californian

Who is Rachelle? She's the weirdo that like cheddar and California . A Cheddar Californian
by Pierce702 July 24, 2024
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Cheddaritis

Coined by streamer Igor on Igor's Lair,

The inflammation of the butthole caused by eating too much cheese then receiving a rimjob immediately after eating too much cheese.
Igor's ass was itchy because he had cheddaritis.
by Cheddar ass August 25, 2022
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Cheddar clumps

another name for when a woman has a yeast infection.
dude#1"Hey u get any from that chick yet?"
dude#2"Naw man she had some serious cheddar clumps goin on."
by senor sombrereo May 21, 2009
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Mature Cheddar

Mature cheddar is slang for "old money". If somebody inherited their fortune, they are classed as mature cheddar.
“How did you manage to buy half of Switzerland and a Gucci handbag?”
“I'm mature cheddar.”
by C L G July 04, 2021
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cheddar facial

The etymology of this word has been lost by historians, counter-intuitively the world also is not related to physical cheese or spa treatments.

A Cheddar Facial is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial hair designs with donated fecal matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious nature of an artificial mane.
Chichael- Bro, I have been trying for weeks to grow out facial hair to make me look like the evil burger king, but since I am a little boy in a mans body my facial hair comes in patchy and thin.

Chonny- I can help you with that, best friend, let me give you a Cheddar Facial!

::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::

Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!
by Cup of Rice February 21, 2014
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Extra Mature Cheddar

Extra Mature Cheddar refers to 'old money' that has been in a family for a minimum of 6 years. If somebody's ancestors inherited the family fortune, they're classed as an extra mature cheddar family.
“How do all of his relatives own 6 Lamborghinis and 2 islands?”
“He's extra mature cheddar.”
by C L G July 04, 2021
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Colonel Cheddar

Fill your partner's anus with Cheese Whiz to the point where the stomach begins to bulge, much like the hentai water inflation kink. As the cheese whiz begins to leak out of the anus, grab a cracker and enjoy a cheesy snack.
Damn, Sandra finally let me give her a Colonel Cheddar last night. It's always a great time as you get a tasty snack with the experience.
by Exhumed1 May 26, 2024
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