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Chaunessy loves dogs.
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channel.5.news

literally god. suffering from a broken back from singlehandedly carrying tik tok. the only tik tok account to exist.

despite the username, will probably ironically drop out from the broadcast journalism program
omg have you seen the new post from channel.5.news? it’s the best thing i’ve ever seen!
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spam channel

A whining knobhead who joins an internet discussion forum and then whines about how vindictive the moderators are.
Spam Channel is the prime example.
by MiddleAgedDirtBag February 8, 2008
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Universal Channel

The channel that, when nothing is on, you always put on, in hopes that something good will come on it sooner or later.
Guy 1: Ugh...There's nothing on TV!
Guy 2: Yeah, I know. That's why I just put on my universal channel.
Guy 1: Really? So did I. What're you watching?
Guy 2: ...Rachel Ray...
by AimeeKeiko August 28, 2009
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Shopping channel - syndrome

You know you have Shopping channel - syndrome, when:

- You buy something completely frivolous, just because it's been marketed to you by people with smiling faces.

- When you buy something in the belief, that if you had one you'd use it every single day (ex. bench press), but after finally buying it you use it for a while and then leave it to rot in your basement

- Also, if you buy a product just for the positive image you have in you're head of having one
Marcus finally bought the punching bag he'd been dreaming of, used it for a couple of weeks, and now it just dangles from the ceiling reminding him of his Shopping channel - syndrome
by B0hem September 29, 2010
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Kayde Channell

A beautiful, caring, near perfect girl with a cute ass dog named mitz.
by ehheheh;) November 5, 2019
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Scrabble Channel

Scrabble Channel is a painful game you play with someone else's bratty child because you feel sorry for them due to their parents lack of concern for their child's emotional maturity. The child will likely play mostly obscenities, and confuse themselves with your apparent interest while they play tripel letter words disconnected from any of the words previously played as per the standard English dictionary. More often than knot, these attention starved kids will cheat by placing non words such as some form of slang one might find in the very popular amongst adolescents, Urban Dictionary.

Once their Scrabble Bag is finished, they revert back to their pocket sized English dictionary and withdraw interest in further dialogue with you as they wonder if what you have speaking to them had slight overtones of parable like meaning.

Usually at this point they have a sixth sense, gutt feeling, that you might just be entertaining them enough so as to avoid having to endure they're vicious tantrums they're prone to throw when thay haven't had they're fill of lobster.

These kids are known for regressing into occult like novels such as harry potter, captain underpants, Where's Spot, and spend most their spare time trolling in the seedy depraved forums of the internet such as 4chown, Facebook, and Discord where they keep up with cult-ural trends and update their beloved bible the Urban Dictionary.
A) Person A: What did you get up to today
Un) Person T: Lucy dropped his daughter off this afternoon while he went Walking Up and Down, so I played with the Scrabble Channel bored so as to avoid unmasking the abyssml weather.
A) Person A: That's Gold! Did you won?
Un) Person T: *sigh* I'll get the dictionary
A) Person A: Um, you're a car because OCD is numbers
by covv-wɑːrds January 23, 2020
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