Two Chains

Whether bound by chain of iron or gold, one remains nonetheless bound.

I was flossin' my bling yo when some happy motherfucker looks me dead in the eye and says, "I wonder if you understand what these ostentatious restraints around your neck say about you?" It was then that I realized I have allowed this shiny rock, and the ideas associated with and superimposed onto it by others, to define my perspective of true value. I need to step out of Babylon because I've been played my whole life like a yo-yo!

That is when I came to understand the concept of two chains began to prioritize love, wisdom and positivity.

by The Luminous Lion July 3, 2017

CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)

A condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. It is characterized by:

- Rubbed-raw feeling

- Small amounts of blood

- Intense Discomfort of the dick

- Burning/Itching of the dick

Robert: Hey Josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?

Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!

McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!

by HL_Sportaliogist_Man August 15, 2010

Off da Chain

awesome, really good, sweet, something that you really like

Me and my friends,"Should we rent ghost ship?"

Random black dude,"Dat movie's OFF DA CHAIN!"

by a blount April 21, 2004

Sodomy chain

Where one guy sticks his pecker in another guys ass and then another guy sticks his pecker in the second guys ass and then another guys sticks HIS pecker in that guys ass and so on where it forms a chain of guys fucking each others asses.

John is in the middle of a sodomy chain.

by Deep blue 2012 June 15, 2010

fuck-chain

noun: A large, flashy peice of neck jewelry (ie: chain, medallion etc)worn by a male-usually a badass-during sexual intercourse, for the sole purpose of watching the "fuck-chain" swing during sex. "fuck-chains" are most often worn during doggy stlye sex so the fuck-chainer can watch it tap against the ass of the fuck-chainee.
Antonym: bitchlace

"that's a nice fuck-chain man, whered u get it?"
-or-
"you ready to get boned? hold on lemme put my fuck-chain on real quick."

by Manny Arocha December 8, 2005

chainsaw

Normally a power tool. Recently used as the weapon of choice in a multitude of gore films.

Cody loves Chainsaws because that's what the villian uses to kill his victims.

by Cody Wessel September 11, 2006

STD chain

People who are connected to each other via the transmission of an STD.

BOB: Jane is such a fox!

JOE: Yeah, the sad part is, we are part of the same STD chain, but, I have never actually fucked her.

BOB: What?

JOE: Jane gave herpes to Kate, that ugly bi chick I fucked last summer when I was waisted, and Kate gave me herpes. So Jane and I are in the same STD chain.

BOB: Oh, I get it! Cool.

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009