chairmapherdite

a hermapherdite who keeps begging people to sit on him/her. You've encountered one most likely if you've been to a party in West Hollywood.

Chairmapherdite: Please sit on me!
Drew: No way, you silly chairmapherdite!

by NoMSG September 29, 2010

Chair Fetish

A fetish for people who get hard by looking at chairs. Ain't gonna lie, some chairs are hella thicc. I mean look at some chair pictures and tell me that SOME chairs are thicc.

Chad:Bro look at that chair
Chadd; Yeah it's hella THICC
Chad: You have a chair fetish

by AsianSanta October 11, 2019

Tuna Chair

A chair that has been permeated with the stank of tuna crotch. Typically is found in an obese female WoW player's room.

Dude that fat skanks tuna chair nearly made me throw up.

by WoodSchlong March 30, 2009

Jad Chair

A Chair Specifically Designed To Be Sat And Shat in.

When playing such MMOPRG's Such as RuneScape and killing high level monsters in which you cannot leave your computer, The Jad Chair is designed so you can freely shit/piss without leaving your computer.

by Time2die142 August 6, 2009

Fetch a Chair

A road trip where the collector takes along a companion on the false promise of fastfood as payment.

The collector insists on waiting 'till the return journey before suggesting food.
Then issuing the immortal line "Well, were nearly home now, might as well not bother!" , much to the disgust of the companion.

"How was your weekend, Simon?"

"Oh man I went to Fetch a Chair with Steve"

"oooh you must be starving, here, have some of the best chips in South Wales"

by v70r April 26, 2009

lawn chair

When the penetrating partner takes the receiving partner and folds them in half and then proceeds to fuck them. The foldee is positioned so that their legs are pressed against the folder's body, while the folder presses the foldee's body against the top of their legs.

My girlfriend really wanted it, so I gave her a lawn chair.

by The GD Batman December 6, 2010

romanian high chair

When a gypsy sits on the lap of an already shitting gypsy, and shits through his legs.

The enchiladas from earlier snuck up on me so fast I had to Romanian high chair it with JT

by Jimisrevenge June 4, 2014