“Dude i had this nightmare where you wanted to fuck me and you came out gay! it was horrible! and you cummed!”
“uh dude… that wasn’t a dream. you got… drunk.”
“were you wearing a condom atleast?”
“yeah..”
“okay. Maybe tonight i should use my dream catcher and hope it works.”
“uh dude… that wasn’t a dream. you got… drunk.”
“were you wearing a condom atleast?”
“yeah..”
“okay. Maybe tonight i should use my dream catcher and hope it works.”
by chiknnuggies543 March 1, 2022

It is a legend that lives around Hickleberry Drive. It is believed to be Jack's sister. Researchers have still not come to the conclusion but are almost curtain that it is in fact her.
by Coolnotinsanealltimelow June 14, 2021

A women with a very hairy pussy
by Maddogg75 February 23, 2022

by Igdgjbctjnbg May 23, 2018

When having sex with a woman without protection and you are about to cum, you then pull out and cum into your hand.
by Lickalotapuss04 June 7, 2023

Excess from Marty's Man Catcher, usually shaped into various balloon animals. Sold in the pawn shop in Junktopia.
by firefox098089 November 13, 2023

A strange, gnarly man who haunts the edge of campus. Beware the bro catcher.
Uses netting, and Natty to lure unsuspecting bro into a trap. Subsists on a steady diet of Lemonade, and biscoff cookies. Beware the bro catcher.
Uses netting, and Natty to lure unsuspecting bro into a trap. Subsists on a steady diet of Lemonade, and biscoff cookies. Beware the bro catcher.
"Steves been gone for days dude."
"Yeah, I know–last I heard–"
*There is a rustling sound in the bushes*
"What the fuck?"
*The bro catcher pounces*
"Run! It's the bro catcher!"
"Yeah, I know–last I heard–"
*There is a rustling sound in the bushes*
"What the fuck?"
*The bro catcher pounces*
"Run! It's the bro catcher!"
by ThisiswhoIReallyAm July 28, 2015
