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Dream catcher

something that takes away your nightmares in nightmares i guess.
“Dude i had this nightmare where you wanted to fuck me and you came out gay! it was horrible! and you cummed!”
“uh dude… that wasn’t a dream. you got… drunk.”
“were you wearing a condom atleast?”
“yeah..”
“okay. Maybe tonight i should use my dream catcher and hope it works.”
by chiknnuggies543 March 1, 2022
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cum catcher

It is a legend that lives around Hickleberry Drive. It is believed to be Jack's sister. Researchers have still not come to the conclusion but are almost curtain that it is in fact her.
Have you heard of the Cum Catcher? No? Well, it's a long story.....
by Coolnotinsanealltimelow June 14, 2021
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clot catcher

A women with a very hairy pussy
No baldi on that girl she has a clot catcher between her legss
by Maddogg75 February 23, 2022
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Rat catcher

Stop being a rat catcher and ask her out
by Igdgjbctjnbg May 23, 2018
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Catchers Mitt

When having sex with a woman without protection and you are about to cum, you then pull out and cum into your hand.
I used the catchers mitt last night on your mom!
by Lickalotapuss04 June 7, 2023
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Marty's Man Catcher Excess

Excess from Marty's Man Catcher, usually shaped into various balloon animals. Sold in the pawn shop in Junktopia.
Max: "Marty's Man Catcher Excess"
Max: *complete silence while presentation plays*
by firefox098089 November 13, 2023
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The bro catcher

A strange, gnarly man who haunts the edge of campus. Beware the bro catcher.

Uses netting, and Natty to lure unsuspecting bro into a trap. Subsists on a steady diet of Lemonade, and biscoff cookies. Beware the bro catcher.
"Steves been gone for days dude."

"Yeah, I know–last I heard–"

*There is a rustling sound in the bushes*

"What the fuck?"

*The bro catcher pounces*

"Run! It's the bro catcher!"
by ThisiswhoIReallyAm July 28, 2015
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