Calvin

When you rub your junk all over your roommates stuff while they are away. Keyboards etc... Or coworkers etc anyone really can get Calvin’d

My roommates coffee cup got Calvin’d yesterday when he went to work!!!

by Ozzmatron August 3, 2019

Calvining

Calvining is an act that is indescribable, due to the act being considered too vulgar, intense, preposterous, and on occasion erotic.

“Hey, do you mind if I crash at your place for a bit? My parents kicked me out after they caught me calvining.”

by CalviningCrooner June 23, 2023

Calvin

Calvin is a calvina nice but very strict person who always wants to be knowledgeable

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Calvin is so dumb and knows noothing in his life

by Allamn December 5, 2020

Calvin Siegmund

a tall white guy who plays sports and likes DND and Pokemon who is also very social

I played With A Calvin Siegmund at DND and it was so fun

by Coolest Tubbs March 4, 2024

Calvin

a warm body

I had a nice nap on a Calvin today.
thank you.

by awestar27 April 2, 2019

Calvin

When a woman invites herself over to your place and doesn't have sex with you
Girl: I'm coming to your place at 2 am
Calvin: Ok, sex?
Girl: No, we are just going to cuddle and I will sleep over and snore

I heard my buddy just got calvined by that smelly girl from england
Well thats what he gets for getting wilth a british "person"

by brithater81 April 2, 2022

calvin

most likely to be gay a teacher but not funny but very cool when his happy but mostly bald
calvin is not great in fucking hot boiling asses and like to zoom girl as pusyyyyy

gayteacher c
calvin like to eat his pen

by ksdklejik May 24, 2022