Prison Custard

When you get gangbanged in prison and they all cum in your ass. Afterwards, when you squat, the "custard" comes out.

Inmate 1-"Lets go give the new guy some of the famous Prison Custard."

3-5 guys follow

1 hour later
New guy - " Oh god! I'll never see custard the same way again!"

by Custard Fanatic December 12, 2022

custard shuffler

Act of regular shuffling of ones spunk into neat order from ones fingers after a solo or assisted wank

He was known to be an avid custard shuffler and would often wear gloves in public.

by Dame Esme O'Ring October 3, 2022

custard filled croissant

A horribly infected pussy.A Cheese Whiz dripper.

I'm not eating that custard filled croissant. Hard to tell what STDs that thang has.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

Portuguese custard tart

A pale man’s ass whole

Aaron docherty had such a nice Portuguese custard tart when I was eating it

by The truth within January 10, 2025

thrust custard

Jizz - spew - load - sperm

She made a weird face when I blasted her with thrust custard

by Bic Shavesman June 1, 2017

custard drop

when Sam gets horny late at night on his farm, he sneaks out to the cattle to preform an act known as the custard drop and gets fertilised from the "custard drop" from the prized bull.

Sam tired out all the cattle last night he was out there custard dropping all night

by jims mowing.com May 9, 2021

Loose Custard

Noun: A vaginally cavity after multiple men have finished inside.

(See eggnog)

Erica was left with loose custard after all of her coworkers had their way with her and gone to the clinic.

by Unenthusiastic Owl October 27, 2022