When your partner (preferable one who has given you blueballs), roommate, or drunken friend is asleep/passed out, you jizz on their eyes then twist their eye lashes in the hot jizzum and let it dry over night. Hopefully when they wake up the next morning, they won't be able to open their eyes and will think they have gone blind while you laugh and laugh.
Noun or verb, either's cool
Noun or verb, either's cool
Man1: Dude I gave my roommate Joshie a cement truck last night when he was passed out.
Man2: You're not a very good friend D-bag
Man2: You're not a very good friend D-bag
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Get the creamed my pants mug.Large burial ground/necropolis privately owned by legendary, tiger-blooded, immortal American actor Charlie Sheen in which any fallen members of his paranormal 'violent love', F-18 equipped militia, known as "the Octagon" are laid to rest. The Sheenian equivalent of Valhalla. Gnarlington is so RADICAL that normal, loser minds cannot comprehend it, and risk turning into a exploded body over which their children will weep. Only the (Duh!) Winning or Bi-Winning are permitted to enter.
So far, only a handful** of fire-breathing-fisted, earthworm-defeating, Vatican Assassin Warlocks are buried here, of which one, Denise Richards, is a former High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock. It's pretty lonely down there, but you know, THEY SURE LIKE THE VIEW, ALEX.
**: Given Sheen's unlimited appeal and Bitching Rockstar from Mars status, one would expect more than just a few - this is readily explainable by the fact that as Sheen cogently explains, death is for pussies, like Thomas Jefferson. A loser at the end of a loser life, with ugly wife and ugly children. He didn't hang out with two smoking hotties and fly around the world.
But what does rhyme with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be him. He works for the Pope, he murders people. He is the drug known as Charlie Sheen.
So far, only a handful** of fire-breathing-fisted, earthworm-defeating, Vatican Assassin Warlocks are buried here, of which one, Denise Richards, is a former High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock. It's pretty lonely down there, but you know, THEY SURE LIKE THE VIEW, ALEX.
**: Given Sheen's unlimited appeal and Bitching Rockstar from Mars status, one would expect more than just a few - this is readily explainable by the fact that as Sheen cogently explains, death is for pussies, like Thomas Jefferson. A loser at the end of a loser life, with ugly wife and ugly children. He didn't hang out with two smoking hotties and fly around the world.
But what does rhyme with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be him. He works for the Pope, he murders people. He is the drug known as Charlie Sheen.
"Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other Gnarly Gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."
Charlie Sheen on warlocks earning themselves a place at Gnarlington cemetery.
Charlie Sheen on warlocks earning themselves a place at Gnarlington cemetery.
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Get the Gnarlington cemetery mug.Gay French man. Speaks binary French commonly (oui and quoi only) though he doesn't like to admit it. Beats it to golf magazines and guitar hero youtube videos. Has a tummy. Loves fishing for Marlin off the French Coast. Uses the dark side of the force to turn off cameras. Most common English phrases are "Go Home" "Really?" "You're so gay..." "Good one..." Lazy as hell, but really doesn't care. Thinks he's extremely tall and everyone around him is really short, especially children of German descent that are close to his height. Thinks he runs the place, and all his rules must be followed. Thinks he is the leader of the J Sluts when he isn't a German child is. Thinks he can defy anything and no one can defy him. Mother is an eternal MILF.
Kid: "Oui quoi quoi oui oui oui quoi oui quoi quoi"
Bro1: "Yea whatever..."
Bro2: "I hate when that kid speaks binary French."
Bro1: "Such a Clement Dulac... but his mom's hot"
Bro2: "MILF."
Bro1: "Yea whatever..."
Bro2: "I hate when that kid speaks binary French."
Bro1: "Such a Clement Dulac... but his mom's hot"
Bro2: "MILF."
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