cousin lip

another word for cleft lip, or harelip.

john: remember sarah? with the lip thing going on?

theo: you mean sarah with the cousin lip ?

by ovosalesman March 5, 2023

champion cousin

That one cousin in every family whom every elder family member loves and praises. It's that one little son of bitch that is seen as the smartest, most talented, has the best looks, and brightest future. Also, this person tends to be grandma's favorite and sucks up to her just for more attention.

"Being the champion cousin means I get extra presents"

by balletbitch101 September 12, 2014

Mexican Cousin

Some guy named Carlos that will make you suck you off when you are dead.

Man Did you hear what that mexican cousin did to him. It was ruthless.

by Shrekalicious February 15, 2019

Kyle’s Cousin

Kyles homie, friend, associate, partner, sex slave

Don’t worry we have Kyle’s Cousin to help buy monster

by JSYFMAPOS April 18, 2020

cousin

Anyone who isn't related to you, but you want to claim they are to get them a discount that only works for family.

At AMC Theaters, so many of the employees kept saying that they were bringing their "cousin" when it clearly was just a friend to get the "free tickets for family" so they said "no cousins" in the policy.

by Downvoting Victim November 5, 2012

Eskimo Cousins

When two bros have both received oral sex from the same girl.

"I got a blow job from Kelly once."

"I got a blow job from Kelly too!"

"Bro, we're Eskimo Cousins!!"

by McApplejuiceBox February 3, 2013

cousin-boy

A playful way to refer to somone who you're somewhat close with. Most of the time it's used at the end of a sentence.

Person A: Hey, can I borrow $5?
Person B: Alright, but I better have my money back tomorrow, cousin-boy.
Person A: No problem.

by qdmasta August 17, 2004