Like Cousin

A person who is not really family, but "like" family.

Kimberly is my like cousin. She's not really my cousin, but she's like my cousin.

by Magnolia Bea May 21, 2021

tush cousin

Cousins cousin

My tush cousin is awesome!

by Sisinuss March 4, 2023

cousin lip

another word for cleft lip, or harelip.

john: remember sarah? with the lip thing going on?

theo: you mean sarah with the cousin lip ?

by ovosalesman March 5, 2023

Cousin willy

Nickname gave to Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany in the BBC's rap "The cause of World War One! Origins: Rap Battle | WW1 Uncut - BBC" by king Georges V of Great Britain, today it's sometime used as a reference/joke in history meme circles, along with the German war dance of the same song, by the way the account of the same name is the 3rd most liked comment of this video.

Kaiser Wilhelm II: Still proud of my german war dance 108 years later
Georges V: Chill out cousin Willy, stop acting so silly, you be trippin' by flippin' the bird willy-nilly

by Myri from the E.U. January 13, 2023

cousin

Anyone who isn't related to you, but you want to claim they are to get them a discount that only works for family.

At AMC Theaters, so many of the employees kept saying that they were bringing their "cousin" when it clearly was just a friend to get the "free tickets for family" so they said "no cousins" in the policy.

by Downvoting Victim November 5, 2012

Eskimo Cousins

When two bros have both received oral sex from the same girl.

"I got a blow job from Kelly once."

"I got a blow job from Kelly too!"

"Bro, we're Eskimo Cousins!!"

by McApplejuiceBox February 3, 2013

Cousin Dan

1. To have a child out of wedlock. Typically an inter-racial situation.

2. To be a Lumpkin recieving DNOB. While at the same being spider man'ed in the face by a polar bear.

Person 1: Damn, did you hear about Kate?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: She got Cousin Danned!!!!

So Cousin Dan got a lumpkin for acting like a DNOB. Yeah, then he got spider man'ed by a polar bear, the one from the Coke commercials.

by Dirty D Nasty March 16, 2008