The Cork Popper Of Earl

When eye piece tensions run too high and sexual tendencies become abundant. Corks rain down from the metaforical and the caps spring into action. When the bells ring and sing Mason lullabies the woman cant resist a serton type of man.
"When Aubrey is trolling the cocks are always raining, The Cork Popper Of Earl is working."
by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019
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The Cork

When you take a fat girthy solid shit. Immediately after the solid shit, liquid explosive diarrhea comes out. Resembling popping the cork on a bottle of champagne, except with ones anus and fecal matter.
Be careful! I just released The Cork in that bathroom, the toilet bowl is a mess now!
by Weena Chong July 06, 2022
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j-corking

When an individual starts stuttering and fails to provide sufficient information during an argument or a discussion.
Kaka started J-Corking after being asked what car was her favorite.
by Steamling May 07, 2022
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Cork-Nut Gang

How soon until the Cork-Nut Gang starts World War III?
by Watching Time Slip By October 09, 2017
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kettle cork

An insult used to describe someone who smells like a nasty ass popcorn flavor or someone who stinks or someone who’s attitude stinks
“SHUT UP YOU KETTLE CORK
“She was Kettle Corking up the whole room”
by kettlepot December 03, 2018
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cerebrum cork

when the government messes up your speech to try to denigrate you, discredit your testimony, or take you to jail.
The cerebrum cork hurt Rick Perry in the polls, minorities in court, and made people that are sober be caught for DUI.
by Coop Dupe January 07, 2020
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Cork Driver

A driver who does not pay attention to the situation on the road and barges in quickly, wonders why the flow of traffic has stopped, or why nobody is nobody taking an initiative to resolve the situation,
alike a cork that sits inside a wine bottle.
The Cork Driver stopped the flow of traffic in the Denny’s parking lot.
by dimametahnet October 09, 2019
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