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Combouflage

Covering up your loss of hair by using hair from the side of your head and combing it over the bald spot on the top of your head.
Jess: Wow Norm it looks like you got a new head of hair since I last saw you.

Norm: Nah Jess, I learned to combouflage.
by j3ssme0w December 28, 2009
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combat typist

someone who sits at a desk during deployment and then later speaks of PTSD or hardships endured because of deployment.
Dude, look at Calder over there talking about hardships of deployment when he sat in the S-2 all year.... fucking Combat Typist.
by MultipleDeployer May 16, 2014
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Comba

A coma given to you by using a comb.
"Man, I heard Jerry got hit hard last night."
"Yeah, he is in a comba."
by Dick "Rock Hard" Johnson April 2, 2017
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Combat Chicken

A hawk.
Jermiah: OH FUCK ITS A COMBAT CHICKEN!

Billy: RUN! RUUUN!
by DastardlyPoptard October 22, 2019
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carpet comber

someone who smokes crack (or other drugs like peices of weed, pills) and after it's all gone they get on the floor and dig through the carpet to find little crack rocks. Also combin the carpet.
Man, look at the damn carpet comber on his hands and knees.
by caitlin February 20, 2005
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weekday combo

The act of masturbating and promptly falling asleep for an inconveniently long amount of time. Usually, but not exclusively performed during the week after business hours. A typical weekday combo will ruin your schedule and leave you feeling gross and unemployed.
Person 1: Hey man how's your research project going? My group made a lot of progress last night!
Person 2: Dude I fucked up... totally hit it with the weekday combo and missed the meeting. I've been asleep for 4 hours.
by *RATM* Mad Boy May 31, 2016
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Congratulations Combo

A sentence that includes a combination of terms coined from Chris D’Elia’s Congratulations Podcast that is typically utilized in a situation where someone has been an ultimate cuda (see y’cuda definition) and are deserving of knowing so in the highest degree possible.
You can have a gender reveal party all you want!! Now, y’cuda, s’free’cunsh all day long, but turn ‘round...guh gunk. Change it. I just hit you with the congratulations combo dude.
by atruebaby November 3, 2017
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