Clothestraphobia

The feeling of urgency, fear and panic after becoming stuck or unable to take off a piece of clothing

"The tie string on my pants is too tight, I'm getting Clothestraphobia"

by GM Flumph October 7, 2020

Clothesure

When you break up with an ex who hates the boaby but loves the Tories, and you FINALLY get your clothes back that they tried to steal.

“Yo Eva, Bulu, and Kate, did you hear about DK’s ex who loves the Tories and tried to steal her clothes?

I did indeed Megs, but that’s old news: she got clothesure last week”

by Jimpostor April 17, 2021

Clothestrophobic

The fear of being trapped in your own clothes i.e. Tight shirts, socks, jean etc.

As Mike started to freak out trying to take his turtleneck sweater off he screamed "HELP! Get this off of me, I'm CLOTHESTROPHOBIC"

by Darkwroth July 13, 2021

clotheswhore

A conspicuously dressy person.

Dude, look at that fucking clotheswhore. He's got that drip.

by b0bby215 May 31, 2023

clothesfished

When a woman dresses up to the point that her natural self is unrecognizable.

I got totally clothesfished tonight. Bra, panties, makeup the whole thing changed later that night.

by RvB Caboose August 27, 2023

Italian Clothesline

When you clothesline a girl, knocking her unconscious, and then cover her in spaghetti, pour marinara sauce in her pussy, and fuck her.

Jenny had to shower after I gave her an Italian Clothesline.

by PastaPro June 2, 2014

russian clothesline

When someone takes a clothesline, sticks it in their mate's abdomen and through their back and then like the russian roulette, spins them around the clothesline (like the chamber of a revolver) and then when he stops spinning, hope his projectile vomit doesn't hit Russia on the world map on the other side of the room.

I gave mahboi a Russian Clothesline last night, he died afterwards but it was worth because it was the most fun I've ever had

dont tell the cops plz

by Electrum55 November 8, 2018